My favorite things

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  1. LOUMA

    LOUMA

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    we all love our cock 'n' balls don't we men.
  2. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Molto prezzioso!
  3. Casper

    Casper

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    You'll never hear it from me.
  4. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    Just gotta give slinky the right line and he can make anyone laugh.
    But thats an old joke.
    I keep looking here to see someone post....raindrops on roses, and whiskers onkittens..bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens....******white winters that melt into spring..
    Did i get the lines right?
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  5. jseah

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    Re: My Favorite Thing

    If I hear you start calling it "my precious".....I will begin to worry.
  6. JackT

    JackT

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    Originally posted by slinkybender
    I bet your wife feels the same way...............
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    She probaly laughs when he tells her and says, "That's nice Dear."

    :?
  7. Casper

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    My Favorite Thing

    My penis and two balls.

    My family was so poor when I was a kid that at times those were the only things I had to play with.
    But now as an adult I don't have any excuses as I have other toys to play with. Somehow I go back to what's most familiar.
  8. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    She probaly laughs when he tells her and says, "That's nice Dear."
  9. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    I bet your wife feels the same way............... :p
  10. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    SP-I am not a big lover of asian. Id prefer all the girls to keep their tongues and mouth off my asshole, but you should expand your scope of ladies.
    Ive been with many women, and its not asians or hispanics that only offer this service.
    This post is only offered for informational purposes only.
  11. soonparted

    soonparted

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    Beacuse they provide asian routinely to
    all comers.
  12. SkellyChamp

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    Why does it have to be a non hispanic or non oriental???????
  13. Phantom

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    If she's ever in dire need of say, an oil change, tell her to give me a call. I'm pretty sure I could scrape together $20.
  14. justlooking

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    Actually, she had sold me her provider virginity the week before for a good deal more. This was just her response to an unexpected financial emergency, now that she knew she could do it.
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  15. soonparted

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    1) When a non hispanic or non oriental
    gets so into the BBJ at hand that she starts
    sponatenously providing Asian.
    ( It is clear from the whole tempo and feel that she
    has never done this before and does it out
    of sheer joy to be with you ).

    2) Some shy type providers who start sucking
    as if they were sucking their thumb and holding
    on for dear life.

    3) When a stripper sells you her provider virginity
    for the price of a replacement oil pan ( see JL's
    comments elsewhere).

    4) The game with masseuses where you are convinced that
    they have agreed to a BBJ only because they really
    like you (and a few hundred dollars) and they have
    never done this with any other client ever and you
    swear not to tell anyone else in the massage house.
    Also the sincere look on their face when they tell
    you they would hate to lose their job as a hand job
    provider if they get caught.