Need help with Career! (Sick and Tired of my boss)

Discussion in 'New York' started by Tankcommander, Jan 31, 2001.

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  1. One Eyed Trouser Trout

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    I give this slut puppy 1 year tops before he's boffing some young thing and Hillary's dating Al Sharpton on the rebound.

    This Good Ole Boy from Arkansas is a drama junkie, and I'm sure he's gonna suffer from lack of news coverage. My prediction is that he pulls off a grand stunt to grab headline space and face time on TV. Sad.
  2. Tankcommander

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    I was hoping someone could hook me up as a porno star...

    Cut straight to the chase LOL
    a real PSE!
  3. fletch

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    He seems to prefer brunettes these days.
  4. HornDogBuddah

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    OETT: you must not have looked in the Princeton Packet recently. Some Great Rooms in Princeton homes approach the 8,000 foot mark. Well, maybe not exactly, but ...

    And I did hear that Bill's new offices near Carnegie Hall will cost $55K per month in rent. And that does not include hot and cold running blondes.
  5. One Eyed Trouser Trout

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    You mean we're paying for this slimy bastard to have an office in Midtown?

    The security costs alone must be astronomical.

    Why can't he get several phone lines in the house at Chapaqua and be happy like the rest of us.

    I'm gonna send emails to Sen Clinton to complain
  6. Slinky Bender

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    I heard that his office is costing the taxpayers more than those of the four previous Presidents combined.

    [Edited by slinkybender on 02-01-2001 at 07:34 PM]
  7. One Eyed Trouser Trout

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    Re: One-eyed - that's funny !! VERY funny !!!


    Thanks....I'm just a sick fuck inbetween jobs with lots of creative energy on my hands.

    I do have a serious question, tho. Just what exactly does Billy C need with an 8000 sq ft office in MidTown?

    That's like 3 normal Princeton homes....outrageous.
  8. robnotbob

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    I actually do know some partners in a major lobbying law firm in NYC.

    There's one guy I know who does some vestibuling but he is a one man show. Not hiring right now.

    Seriously.....

    robderbs@yahoo.com

    [Edited by robnotbob on 02-01-2001 at 04:19 PM]
  9. MrNY

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    Or.........

    You can go back to school - Maybe like the Wilson Technical Institute, get a certification in computer repair and hook-up with the right people.....

    to replace all of the missing "W" keys on the keyboards from the Clinton Whitre-House
  10. MrNY

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    One-eyed - that's funny !! VERY funny !!!

    :)
  11. Geezy Muldoon

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    TankCommander:

    Buy some red thigh highs for your boss and get him out there walking the streets like a real politician. Then collect 10% of all his earnings.
  12. One Eyed Trouser Trout

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    Dear TankCommander

    Help is on the way. Dubya will be rebuilding the military and is working to increase morale.

    I had the greatest scheme come to mind. You can become the driver for the providers to shuttle them back and forth to the front in your tank.

    You can sell ad space to this site on the side of your tank, too, for your retirement fund. You can install webcams inside of the tank and upload streaming videos of the girls preparing for the dates and discussing the dates post facto and sell pop-up ad time.

    One benefit to you in this venture is that in addition to being the CEO and a Great American Patriot, you also get to be the VP of HR and can interview all potential talent.

    All we need to really get this to take off is a nice military conflict of reasonable duration and minimal loss to the country.......hmmmmm. Hey...with the 'closure' of the Lockerbie trial, perhaps there will be an invasion to get Bin Laden.

    I can hear the cash register singing in my thoughts. Cha-ching.
  13. Slinky Bender

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    Write offs !!!!!!
  14. Tankcommander

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    Good Idea Guys

    Maybe the hobby could be a lobbying tool as well...
  15. Slinky Bender

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    I thought that was "vestibulary".
  16. fletch

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    slinky, you're so naive. Nobody does lobbying anymore. All the smart political money is in vestibuling.
  17. Slinky Bender

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    I agree with San_Te as to what you should do as a future career.

    ( but fletch, that's only because "foyering" doens't pay nearly as well ).

    [Edited by slinkybender on 01-31-2001 at 11:20 PM]
  18. San_Te

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  19. fletch

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    Oh no, I'm sorry. Vestibule!
  20. guy catelli

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    the metal detector?