New Asian Provider at NJ-Exotics

Discussion in 'Northern New Jersey' started by newjerseyexotic, Feb 5, 2003.

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  1. Bill Furniture

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    That was Rick Ocasek...What about Lyle Lovett?
  2. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Gonna introduce me?:)
  3. jseah

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    then it is that "bad boy" image......

    you forgot one of the original Victoria Secret's models, Stephanie Seymour (Axl Rose).
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  4. daro

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    Jseah, what clay pot. They only let us order from the menu only.

    I know you little fuckers, order like you're back in Peking.
    I see you eating those fish heads in the soup.
    The Japanese use the fish, right from the pond, out front.

    Out here in the boonies, the chinese restaurant I frequent,
    closes at 9 pm. It's like culture shock. Who ever heard of
    Diners and Chinese restaurants closing before midnight in NJ.

    P.S. I know it's all about the benjamins, but some of these
    women had all their own bejamins. ( Heather Locklear, Pam
    Anderson, Paulina Porchikova, Christie Brinkley)
  5. jseah

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    you don't want to be pissing those little asian dudes off.......after all you will never see any stray dogs or cats hanging around Chinese restaurants.....

    when you order that clay pot, just keep telling yourself that it's chicken......

    BTW, this reminds me of a story my friend told me.......him and a buddy was walking down the street in London, they spied a dead cat on the street that got hit by a car....his friend picked up the dead cat by the tail and walked into a Chinese restaurant full of patrons.......said out loud "this is the last one you will get until you pay me for the others"..........then ran out the restaurant and down the street, chased by some little Chinese guy wielding a meat cleaver.....

    BTW......the models marrying the ugly guys have the same reasons providers will fuck the fat, ugly, smelly ones......it's all about the benjamins.....
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  6. daro

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    Jseah, there aren't many good looking polish women.
    The last good looking one was Paula Porchekova, and she
    married that ugky mofo from the Cars. WTF is it with that.
    All these models marrying the ugliest fucking guys around.
    Don't know any Russian girls. Don't want to know any.

    I've passed his number onto a few. The neighborhood is the
    dealbreaker.

    BTW, if you eat rice, you eat lo mein, both are made from the
    same ingredients. That's why you never eat them together.
    At least that's what they tell you. Fuck them, I make them
    bring me a side of rice, alongside the lo mein, just to piss
    them off.
    So if you eat lo mein, you shouldn't be eating pasta out.
    Then again what do I know. I'm a round eye. LOL.
  7. jseah

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    daro, you should know that if you eat rice your entire life......when you go out for dinner.....you don't order rice (I have always been a pasta fan)......

    I bet you have more asian PS than I do.........believe me, if I had any, I could have made a bundle from Kevin just in finder's fees alone......

    the only asian I know of is my ex-wife.....and she makes plenty from me without having to work.....

    now give me some cute Polish or Russian girl.......
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  8. daro

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    Jseah, help out your buddy Kevin. I know you have some
    hot asian PS. Let one of them transfer out of Jseah U. for
    a semester, at J.C.U. She could make all county down here.
    Just a thought.
  9. Thorn

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    BTW, welcome back Kevin. Long time no see.

    Glad to hear that your business, while never gone, is picking back up.
  10. jseah

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    I just checked it no more than 5 minutes ago.....and it worked for me.
  11. Thorn

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    He, or someone working for him, is probably working on the code just now and its up and down.

    Right now its down.
  12. Thorn

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    The pics aren't working because either:

    1) the pictures aren't in the designatied directory or

    2) are there but aren't named the same as in the html code or

    3) a combo of both issues.

    Kevin, trouble shooting the code leads me to a 'redirect' to another site.

    You got some html editing to do. :)
  13. daro

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    Tonka, it might just be you. Consider yourself fortunate.

    Unfortunately, I was able to see the new pics.
    Kevin's doing the best he can with what's available.
    He ain't Emeril.
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  14. tonka

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    Is it just me?

    Hey Kevin, none of the new pics open, as well as the older pics.
  15. newjerseyexotic

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    Thou shalt receive...

    MLT and TD - The photos of Christina are up at our site, http://nj-exotics.com as well as new photos of Kim, Blue Eyes and Mya.

    Sorry for the delay!

    Kevin
  16. lurkey

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    The one review on *** is lame. CBJ half hour session. 3 lines at most, no real info. Phone person not very helpfull but I guess I cant fault that as they gotta cover themselves. man its hard to get leads these days!!
  17. teeduke

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    Yeah. When do we see pics?
  18. mylaptop

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    lets keep our eye on the ball here

    let the mods worry about who posts ads and who doesnt... last time i checked this isnt everyones site... if you want to tell a mod about something then do it but the bitching about it in a public forum is stupid... the only thing to bitch about is when someone announces they have new talent AND NEGLECT TO POST ANY PICS... SHOW ME THE GOODS!
  19. jack sprat

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    Re: Menpay4me Academy

    no one should have to pay to chat here. we all lose if we discourage active participation.
  20. *********

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    Welcome aboard NJE and good luck. I admire someone who is willing to admit their flaws and work on them.