New LI AMPS

Discussion in 'NJ/NY/CT Massage / Spa' started by Carl M, Nov 2, 2001.

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  1. thelastone

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    china dancing...

    saw a new ad in the paper.
    I figured I'd try this one in my search for the "cheap like flushing, but without the drive". Its almost become a quest.

    After all my research, i'm fully convinced that there is no way to get fs for $1.5 on LI (from someone i'm not going to vomit on).

    Well tried this place and all I have to say is this...
    Rather odd location. Its in Smithtown officially but it is closer to commack. And there is no parking. and its the bottom floor of a house. Looks like people live right behind it and above it.

    Open from 9-10. I showed up apparently on their grand opening day or so she said. Saw Tina. Slim late 20's korean. I'd rate her a 5.5 maybe 6 looks (just so you know, I find that my ratings for asian girls always seem a little lower than most other guys). The massage was non-existent, but was replaced with hot breath and light touching which was fantastic. The service was standard AMP fare.
    60 for 45 min. The tip was scaled to 60 100 140 in that order. With the latter 2 being safe.
    If you can figure that code out, then your either LE or a graduate of AMP-U.

    There was another girl there, looked early 30s and not bad at all.

    Funny thing, I got there around dinner time, cause they were eating, the whole time i'm getting a "massage", i could smell the food, and had a hard time concentrating on the task at hand (no pun intended).

    So i'm officially giving up. I'm going back to places in flushing. Younger, better, cheaper (which is becoming my mantra lately since my funds have dwindled to next to nothing).

    last
  2. billyS

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  3. ramstein

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    I really doubt it. It doesn't seem to be a matter of priority more then a matter of pure incompetence. Every aspect of the LE in this city seems to be completely incompetent. Even the high automobile accident rate in this city can be attributed to a large degree to LE's incompetence. I've never seen LE give out tickets to people who drive around like mad men and endanger the lives of others. Yet they'll shoot bullets into AMPs so that they can feel all hot and powerful holding their substitutions for their diminutive phalluses. But when they think it's their lives on the line...they'll fire dozens of rounds into an unarmed bystander....
    That, and may we not forget their acting out of certain homosexual tendencies by sodomizing suspects with broom sticks...
  4. ryan

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    I wonder if Bloomberg actually cuts the NYPD budget, if they'll focus more on real crime and spend less time busting MPs
  5. ramstein

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    Also, I see articles about MPs being busted all the time. But how many articles are there about drug busts, and armed robbery busts comparatively? I for one think that in terms of the L.E. in this city, my tax dollars are being thrown into the gutter.
  6. ramstein

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    Re: FYI for LI

    Last edited: Jan 4, 2002
  7. Carl M

    Carl M Hanging by a thread

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    No

    I think a customer did not get what he asked for.
  8. toma

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    Bullet holes? That seems like a bit of an overreaction by local LE, dont'cha think?
  9. Carl M

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    Recon Last Nite....

    Out by VIP Salon in Smithtown- found that the front sign had a couple bullet holes in it and the OPEN/CLOSE sign was missing- also no signs of life in the parking lot. I wonder if they are open?
  10. ryan

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    FYI for LI

    L.I. COPS NAB MASSAGE DUO OVER SEX-OFFER ALLEGATION

    By KIERAN CROWLEY
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    SUE KIM:
    Busted in L.I. parlor.

    January 3, 2002 -- Two Queens women were busted at a Long Island massage parlor for offering sexual favors to undercover officers, police said yesterday.

    Sue Kim and Jenny Kim, who are both 47 and from Flushing, Queens, but are not related, were arrested Tuesday at the Hanako Body Rub Shiatsu at 2192 Jericho Turnpike in Garden City Park, Nassau County Police said.

    Det. Sgt. Joseph Haeselin said both women "offered sexual gratification" to undercover officers for $20 more than the usual massage rate. They were arrested on New Year's Day.

    Haeselin declined to say how detectives learned of the alleged illegal activity, but noted that in some cases "we will get tips from wives who suspect their husbands are going to the massage parlor for more than would be appropriate."

    Sue Kim, of 78th St., and Jenny Kim, of 41-48 142nd St., were charged with prostitution and giving massages without a state license.
  11. heffer123

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    dove on vets in bohemia

    i went there 2 times still no full service but 2 hrs. new place clean was only 60 hr and 40 tip
  12. jras

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    rev Dove Salon

    Check out my review of this AMP in the "General" category in billyS' "New acronym" thread. False advertising re: "dances". Old gals, typical LI Korean AMP. Nothing special.
  13. Carl M

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    Im pissed....

    At my buddy. Last could be right- going at a different time could produce a FS. Also what happened to Rickoshay leads me to believe if the place is crowded they must be doing something right! Oh well sorry guys looks like this place is a YMMV- kinda sucks- Hawaii is still #1
  14. rickoshay53

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    re: Box and Body Relaxation

    I also decided to try Box for the team. I must have gotten there just after Thelastone. Had to ring the bell a couple of times before anyone answered. Unfortunately, was told "Very Busy, come back tomorrow". Too bad, the lady was pretty attractive.

    Decided to try Body Relaxation. The girl (Nana, I think) didn't really speak English much. Gave a thorough firm massage with Happy Middle, followed by more massage of the front muscles. No extras offered. Good massage though
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  15. thelastone

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    Re: Box could be like Hawaii

    Ok Carl,

    I decided to "take one for the team". I usually only go to "asian only" MPs (you'll see why after this), but since this place was literally around the corner from work, i figured what the hell. I probably owed Carl at least one.

    I call around 5 to make sure they are open. The woman on the phone doesn't speak a friggin word of english (which is actually a good sign). I end up getting there shortly after 7 and talk to who I thought was the mamasan. She says she has other customers but if I want to wait, I can (this of course took like 10 min of trying to figure out her english).

    The place is clean and new. There looks to be about 4 or 5 separate rooms. I ended up sitting in a closed room for half an hour (ugh). Finally she comes back and walks me to the next room, asks for $60 and leaves. I figure she'd be back with somebody else, but she comes back. It finally hits me. She isn't unattractive, but if I knew the damn language, I wouldn't be posting anything right now.

    In summary, very good massage, good HR, roaming all over (but had to be insistant). Other girls do work there, but apparently they left after 5. I am almost sure you can get FS there, just try early in the day. Oh, gave her a 50 tip.
    I might just try again, since i'm close by....

    last
  16. Carl M

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    Box could be like Hawaii

    One of my buddies went over to BOX in Bohemia. Looks like FS is provided- no further details were provided.
  17. mcheck57

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    I went to Body Relaxation sunday. Older woman...great massage and happy ending.
    Massage was in first room off waiting area. It was a one way mirror. we could see out but noone could see in. It was an ok place..good for a nice rub and hr.
  18. Carl M

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    $60 on both, unknown to what they provide. Feel like taking one for the ole team?
  19. ny_dc_bl

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    Need the Info

    Any idea what the services and prices are?
  20. Carl M

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    Yes!!

    Body Relaxation is on Rt 454 very close to LIE. The other place BOX is interesting because the girl who answered the phone quoted 1 full hour they are also located on 454 on the South Side right near CA Cactus Cafe.