New Nastiest CL Pics/Ridiculous Ads

Discussion in 'Craigs list & Backpage' started by moodswingingman, Mar 6, 2009.

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  1. Waterclone

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    This is neither an ad, nor on Craigslist, but it's ridiculous on twitter and that seems close enough for this thread.


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    LMAO! Available now does not mean you are checking your email.

    It, literally, means you are available for a date right now, or at least within the next hour or so.
  2. Mr. Wiggley

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    Yes, she allows you to give her money.
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  3. sixtyearold

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    No bbbj no oral no kissing no back doors no African American men no going down - 23
    Posted: Saturday, May 20, 2017 1:44 PM
    Tired Of Fake Boring Girls?
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    Poster's age: 23
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    http://longisland.backpage.com/Wome...-african-american-men-no-going-down/100414298


    Is there anything she does allow?
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  4. Mr. Wiggley

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    Nah, keeping the worm in check.
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  5. Banacek

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    How about our resident worm guy, Mr. Wiggley.
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  6. rickoshay53

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    Hello I Love hug and kisses Its Nothing Like worm Bodies touching sweet-n-slippery 5 BOMBSHELL - 24
    Posted: Thursday, May 4, 2017 10:19 AM


    Anyone out there have a thing for worms ? :)
  7. gold69

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    Nice ass tho lol
  8. JF105

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    What is she going to do in the garbage pail ???? Hey honey, the toilet is right there!
  9. Banacek

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    I should have added a disclaimer that my statement didn't apply to guys seeing SA girls, since I have seen that discussion on the College Girls thread.
  10. jmp

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    I kind of enjoy some of the smart SA girls, but they are never the ones who describe themselves as smart in their profiles. In my experience, anyone who feels a compelling need to repeatedly tell people how smart they are is probably self-conscious of being as dumb as a sack of hammers.

    I'll refrain from saying more along these lines, as it might cross the line into politics.
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  11. WizardOfAhhs

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    I don't know if her intelligence matters, but you gotta give this one credit for being the most honest!

    Come ova girl friend type
    Posted: March 26, 2017, 05:20 AM
    Reply to this adReport this ad


    No Drama
    Only Call If You Are Serious About Seeing Me!
    Kelly (631)771-7873 G:FE I'm not the girl in the pics She's a model. But I will show you a lower budget time
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    (631)771-7873

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  12. Banacek

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  14. n2deep

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    that s one way to say she has her head up her ass...
  15. Waterclone

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    This thread seems to have gone from "Nastiest and most Ridiculous" ads to just random ads.
  16. moodswingingman

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    married 33yRs - w4m hide this posting
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    Married wife looking for someone to spend time with and get to know and seeing where it leads.Must be discreet.
  17. moodswingingman

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    Use to 29 - w4m hide this posting
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    I want sex ........ I live by myself. I am mobile and can travel to you, depending on your location. I can host .......!
  18. moodswingingman

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    Married60yo - w4m hide this posting
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    60 Lonely & bored bored and have a house to myself. Looking for anything from oral to hookup or whatever you want. Must come to me though.
  19. moodswingingman

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    Bored23yrrr - w4m hide this posting
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    I,m extremely horny and bored. I need some good dick.I am very horny and want sex..
  20. moodswingingman

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    Young guy looking for 3 way - w4mw (Hopatcong) hide this posting
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    body: big
    height: 5'10" (177cm)
    status: single
    New Jersey: New Jersey

    age: 19

    Im tony im 19 and am looking for a young couple for a threesome to be clear im straight so i personally wont be touching the guy i just want some one to fuck the other end of the girl hmu on snap tony_sutton2 or call me at ****************
    • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers