Nightly Gogo tour for North Jersey

Discussion in 'Stripclubs, Strippers and Porn Stars' started by hacecarne123, Mar 3, 2006.

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  1. Thorn

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    Yes, I was Moresuo on ASS-C [many moons ago now] and "Not A 90's Man" on the Yahoo NYC-Strip-clubs forum.

    And I didn't mean CBJ is groping. The 1-10 refers to levels of intensity.

    So the list suggests that a cbj has a similar a cbj is of similar intensity to groping with DFK and digital insertion.

    The 1-10 is not meant to be totally objective, but to give everyone a relative common frame of reference, so that we might all be on the same page [so to speak] when talking about "mileage" in general terms.
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  2. hacecarne123

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    No tour tonight, just a pit stop at temps , my partner in crime(Faroucu) decided to partake in cfs with I beleive her name was carla 4 $, short girl with a good body but there is something about her ass that doesn't seem right, maybe I'm too dam picky. Whatever happend to Lucy that used to be here, she was of better quality, but still the golden days of Heartbreakes was the best.
    A Tuesday night tour is needed now....
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  3. brykster

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    Thorn,

    are you Moresuo? i guess CBJ could be considered being groped by one's mouth...but it seems a stretch.
  4. Thorn

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    As a matter of fact I believe he did. Let me check, I know him very well.

    Yep. It was him alright.
  5. Hunghar2

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    one club stand

    I'd start and end it at Playhouse. That's all you need. There's no need for a tour, but if you have to make it a tour include Cheeks for good measure.
  6. hacecarne123

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    Thats a beautiful scene bryk,
    thinking about hunghars comment on playhouse but mapquest puts it about an hour and a half south.
    Would you start or end the night at playhouse ? need to hit at least 4-5 stops on a tour
  7. brykster

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    used to be a bunch in b*****port Ct...but most were shut down. there was a place called Teddies where you used to have to walk through the area of stalls on the way to finding an open one; and with each passing stall you'd never know what you were going to see...anal, 69, blow jobs, pussy eating. i once saw a guy completely naked with his clothes (including socks) neatly folded to the side. imagine getting a lap dance like that. it was great. there was a standard pricing structure. 40 for CBJ, 50 for BBBJ and 60 for FS. no door fee no tipping; and the session went till you completed, no matter how long it took...but like all good things, it came to an end.
  8. hacecarne123

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    Digital insertion , do I need to have my laptop with me for that ??

    To: Tna yeah , things are available, accordind to thorns system I would say 7.5
    I'm still looking for a place that would be considered an 11, found one a few years ago but unfortunately its in florida
  9. brykster

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    how the fuck is a CBJ a form of heavy groping...i'll bet Moresuo came up with that one.
  10. Thorn

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    Back in the days of ASS-C, when the west coast was run out of San Francisco by guys going by the name of "The Pope", Bob "insert something pithy here" Smyth, and the east coast by some cats like Mr. Pitiful, Eye-to-Eye and some asshole who called himself "Moresuo" [what ever the fuck that means], they had a list so that everyone could be on the same page regarding what they were talking about. This isn't precisely the same list but it comes close. If we agree upon it than we can all have the same point of reference when talking about strip-clubs.

    1) Total Air Dance

    2) Table Dance: Close and brushing up against you but no touching of dancer allowed.

    3) Hands on you, as in leaning in and placing hands on your upper thighs, etc, but still no touching of dancer by customer.

    4) Standard Lap Dance. Light grind. No touching of her.

    5) Mild grind. Heavier friction to lap area or light touching of dancer allowed in no obvious erotic places [no breasts, ass, groin areas]

    6) Heavy grind. As the name implies, or contact of dancer's body, though clothing on obvious erotic areas. Stick shifting, though pants and other dancer touching on erotic areas of customer. Brushing against groin area of dancer, but no fondling.

    7) Hand in pants for brief periods, but no true HJ. Topless fondling of breasts, very light kissing, fondling of ass, contact with groin area of dancer but no insertion.

    8) Full scale groping. Digital insertion. HJ's. LFK'ing. CBJ. Grinding on naked groin area of customer while dancer's groin remains covered.

    9) Full scale groping w/DFK'ing. Simulated FS. BBBJ.

    10) FS.
  11. TNA

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    Hace, I'm surprised Showoff's didn't make it to your hit list after Johnny A's and Sunrise. Quite a tour still....

    Btw, ever got any mileage outta any of the Sunrise LD's?
  12. Hunghar2

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    Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle?

    Is this the UG version of Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle? If so, I suggest extending the tour south to Playhouse and Cheeks, guaranteed Brazilian factor especially at the former. In the movie they did go as far south as Cherry Hill, NJ, which is not too far from both.
  13. hacecarne123

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    Last night we ventured to a few north jersey clubs which we try to do at least 2-3 times per week.

    1st stop Aj's
    This is ok to warm up at have a drink, eat dinner, great eye candy but will need to drop some boooya money to get any signifigant action, which compared to other clubs is soso.
    2nd Temptations
    This place used to have some really beautiful brazillians a few months back, but now it seems as if there getting heartbreakers throwbacks, almost anything is on their menu at reasonable prices, but after seeing 6-9's at the previous stop , we must move on. Also temps isn't too ruthless with the parade, stick by the back walls.
    3rd Johnny A's Hithch
    I don't even know what to say now about this place, Russian dollar parade , at least last night.
    This bar has now been removed off our tour schedule.
    4th Sunrise
    This place Is definately worth checking out, about 8 girls last night 3 black and maybe 4-5 spanish/brazilian. No parade and seem to appreciate the tips. the quality was up a little bit from temps, but still didn't see anything spectacular, the best was maybe a 6-6.5
    5th Showplace
    Dollar parade, well you all know that, couple cute ones (braz) took one for a spin and she asked what I wanted , name was soraya, declined because we still had at least one more stop. The best way around the parade is just say no, as long as you drink and tip the bartenders good the dancers don't have a leg to walk on.
    6th Smiles
    Unfortunately didn't pay enough attention to the time, got there around 1 , they close a little early 130ish so decided to call it of and finish with some sliders from white castle next door.

    All in all not too bad of a night but we feel the weather might have had some determining factors on the quality that was out last night.