No action @ Aloha in Englewood

Discussion in 'NJ/NY/CT Massage / Spa' started by Zoltan, Dec 13, 2005.

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  1. aceofclubs26

    aceofclubs26

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    I think that might be a blumpkinette.......than again, after remembering what she looked like...a blumpkin......
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  2. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    You should have offered her a blumpkin.
  3. aceofclubs26

    aceofclubs26

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    Brings back a funny story...

    I went to this place when I first started mongering. After walking up the staircase, the door was open. I didn't hear the little pitter patter of asian feet running towards the door like in your typical amp. Instead there was this god awful smell coming from down the hallway. I call out "helloooo anyone here".....and I see this head poke out of this door thats halfway open at the end of the hall. She's dropping a deuce telling me she'll be out in a minute. She must have kept the bathroom door open because she was the only one working and didn't want to miss her one appointment for the day.
  4. Zoltan

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    Was in the Englewood area recently and decided to check this place out. Above a liquor store with no big sign out front. Greeted by friendly mamasan who collected the $50 house fee (nice to see a place that doesn't charge the usual $60). No TS. Masseuse was named "Sunny." Typical attractive 30ish K woman dressed in baggy t-shirt and black spandex pants. Massage was above average. No sheet was used. Commented on what a "good body" I had. On the flip she massaged some more and then announced "all finish." Strange considering her friendly manner and no sheet massage. Didn't really matter to me since I was tired and was just looking for a good massage. I assume HR would be available on return visits but not sure about anything else. Anyone else have better luck at this place?