Non-sexual things providers say to me during session that really hit home.

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by BigMadM, Feb 23, 2003.

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  1. popgunner

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    suggest you

    go on Winmx or Kazaa and download "Sarah" by Bob Dylan.
    It is a piece of greatness. Sure i know it is illegal, but i can't
    give a clueless liberal my money if i can avoid it.
  2. DaShark

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    Hey, I saw Dylan last nite at the Springsteen concert at Shea. Told some friends, the wanted to know what he sang.......how the hell do I know, you cant understand a word he says.....one too many hits of acid I guess.
  3. Mr. W. Coyote

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    Who the HELL is Jimmy Roselli???
  4. buddyyy

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    Re: Re: Thumper's mother was right...

    Which doesn't mean that she wasn't confident that she could.

    ( "Oh, would that be extra?" would have been worth at lot of bonus points. and even after the fact is quite good.)
  5. justlooking

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    That was the worst insult I had ever received on a whoreboard.
  6. pjorourke

    pjorourke Thinks he's Caesar's Wife

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    I thought this was the worst insult that you had ever received:
  7. BigMadM

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    during my most recent session, a girl ordered a bottled water up to the room, and some condoms(yep, at the KMI, they deliver anything to your room)
    It was nine bucks, she said to the room service gal, wow, 9 dollars for 3 condoms and a small bottled water.
    She walked back into the room and said I need more money, I dont have enough on me.
    That was pretty funny, I thought, shes making 250 bucks an hour and didnt have 9 dollars on her.
    Last edited: Sep 23, 2003
  8. alterego

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    Nothing wrong with your theory Casper. You just have to take out the part about the cats.

    æ
  9. Casper

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    Said to me by utr CL youngin before we met for second time:

    Me: That's great and if you want we can go grab a bite to eat beforehand.

    Her: I'm not sure about that because that'll be like cheating on my b/f

    Me: ok

    Fast forward 7 weeks later:

    Me: ok good we can meet @ xxxx o'clock. Pick you up as usual

    Her: Let's go out to eat @ xxxxxxxx

    Me: (grinning to myself) yeah I'd like that

    Now I know she simply adores her b/f (g-d isn't puppy love grand?) but it's curious how her mind works
  10. Casper

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    The theory that women with cats are mentally unstable is being called into question. Just when I thought I had this thing all figured out.
  11. justlooking

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    I do??????

    THIS is a problem.
  12. Ny Vanessa

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    Aww who could hurt you?

    You are so sweet, cuddly, soft spoken and gentle. So loveable with that cute chubby face, soft lips and tender touch. ( my back is still tingling from your touch)


    But you do project this, "I like to be beat by women" look.
  13. justlooking

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    Re: Thumper's mother was right...

    I hate to be boringly serious (and self-aggrandizing), but I have a feeling that her comment was actually her flip way of saying she realized I was not the sort of insecure, fucked-up man etc.
  14. Phantom

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    I blame the owners for letting it get to that condition.
  15. Cat_Ballou

    Cat_Ballou anna karenina

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  16. Cat_Ballou

    Cat_Ballou anna karenina

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    Thumper's mother was right...

    I think she's damn lucky that you're not the sort of insecure, fucked-up man who would feel the need to restore his pride by beating her up, just to show her (and himself, probably) that he can...
  17. Phantom

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  18. justlooking

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    I guess I should have said, "Oh, would that be extra?"
  19. BigMadM

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    remember a great line from Ray Liotta in GoodFellas
    "the way I figure it, everyone has to take a beatin now and then."
  20. justlooking

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    How could I have responded? I said, "Great. I'll call the hotel and cancel our reservation. By the way, I've never been so insulted in my life."