Officially, it has been......

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by One Eyed Trouser Trout, Jan 21, 2003.

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  1. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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    I didn't say I was celibate...I just said I haven't had commercial pussy :=)
  2. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    Especially since our Iggles have choked TWICE in the NFC championship in that same time period, I predict you may fall off the wagon by trying to fill that empty "no football" feeling. (I have myself have been depressed since that interception.)
  3. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    Youre a smart man.
    Ive been hitting AC, partying every nite, seeing tons of girls each week while the wife is working, and Im gaining weight.
    Its a shit lifestyle.
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  4. Ozzy

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    There's hope for me yet.




    PS...
    It only works on your head.
  5. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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    I can't speak for Ozzy. No extraneous hair.
  6. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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  7. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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  8. Phantom

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    OETT,

    Hmmm, Ozzy maintains that cum is the secret for the growth and regrowth of hair.

    Maybe you can confirm this. Have you noticed any growth of hair on your palms?
  9. sod

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    Thanks Greek. I referred someone to your website recently, so hopefully you reap the rewards of that. Maybe I can become an "escort broker" to supplement my income.
  10. greekgirlinnj

    greekgirlinnj in loco CD

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    DALLAS RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    ok now that i said that

    sod congrats on the little one..make sure you take good care of wifey..bring her flowers every blue moon and shit because shes a woman
  11. sod

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    Since I quit, I've gotten a raise and have had two pieces I've written published. My wife is pregnant with our first child. I masturbate constantly. The good lord giveth, and the good lord taketh away . . . .
  12. buddyyy

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  13. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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    .....13 months since I've had commercial pussy.

    I haven't gone blind and I haven't required carpal tunnel release surgery from obsessive masturbation

    I've been able to cut back on my Lipitor and Zantac 75.

    I'm finding typical women appealing.

    I've cured my contact dermatitis from flaky mascara and Summer's Eve

    I don't need provider referrals on dates

    My dates last longer than 60, 120 and 180 minute increments

    I don't have to ask what's not on the menu before I take off my clothes

    I don't find the need to set up my tripod and digital camera before a blow job.

    I don't have to lie about where I'm going and why I'm spending time in NYC or DC

    I'm finding that I'm becoming less and less of a drama junkie.

    It's becoming so strange, that I might have to screw it up
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