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Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by BigMadM, Feb 6, 2003.

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  1. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    NEVERMORE!
  2. Casper

    Casper

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    Anymore?
  3. justme

    justme homo economicus

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    Or that he isn't funny anymore.
  4. jp1064

    jp1064

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    That goes without saying.
  5. Casper

    Casper

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    Yes even if you didn't ..... otherwise he might think he's smarter than the average moderator.
  6. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    I am still relativly new here, so is it a requirement that we in some way let Slinky know that we got his joke(s)?
  7. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Sweet Candie,

    You could get yourself one of those harnesses (sp) that suspends you from the ceiling and you could save your ass for better things!
  8. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    I like to keep out of the bathroom for a while after it has been used.
  9. mepee

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    a friend of mine picked up a sw on the bridge one night and started with the finger so he went down her pants to fool around and grabbed a dick, he kicked her out of the truck, so he says, i always laugh when i pass that bridge
  10. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    And that's a bad thing?
  11. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    I haven't

    6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1


    YET!
  12. Casper

    Casper

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    I think the New School offers a hands on course. Prostate Massage 101 for non medical professionals.

    Other than that I'm sure you will get plenty of volunteers to show you how it's done. Now where did you say you danced?
  13. SkellyChamp

    SkellyChamp

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    Not true
  14. Danielle

    Danielle

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    Man this ¨shit´s¨funny! I myself have had varying experiences with the butt love, both giving and receiving. Mostly I´ve found it pretty painful unless I´m extremely fucked up. Maybe the guys Who´ve explored my nether regions just don´t know what the hell´s going on. Too bad, I really wish I could enjoy it. Does anyone know where I could learn how to do a prostate massage? ( don´t get smart here, guys, I´m serious!) Sounds exciting.
  15. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    holy molly, ofcourse I know it was a joke...you need to get some new material...come on..that joke is as old as me.
    For 30 fucking years I had to listen to my Fatherinlaw tell me his lousy jokes and always said to me...I still got it..and I always had to say...whatever it is...dont give it to me.....thats how old that joke is slinky.
    I prefer your twisted sense of humor that sometimes takes me a few minutes to figure them out. Then as Im walking into my car, I start laughing because I just got them.
  16. Casper

    Casper

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    I know but I wanted to let YOU know that I got your joke.
  17. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    I wasn't talking to you.
  18. Casper

    Casper

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    I got it but you used that joke here in the past so I didn't comment on it.
  19. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    I thought you got that joke last time:

    "What does a JAP do with her asshole in the morning?"

    "Kisses him and sends him off to work".
  20. Casper

    Casper

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    hmmmmmmmmmmm I never called you one.
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