One more thing for you guys to worry about

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by K.S., Nov 19, 2001.

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  1. Phoenix

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    LOL!!! Well I don't have to worry about that....no S/O.
  2. BillyLD

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    fyi

    I know this is an old thread but I just got a "call" from the DOA in NYC about someone who used to post here that was a Julie's regular.

    if you want to PM me feel free

    I covered my butt pretty well with them - they weren't interested in me. I did a Bubba Clinton.
  3. Bill Furniture

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    If you don't know the answer, just pick "c."
  4. Bill Furniture

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    I think Kaplan's has a course for that test.
  5. Troutman

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    Should've studied.
  6. Casper

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    I had to take a urine test once but couldn't "pass" it
  7. The one legit dark side of this I could see would be LE busting MPs. Let's hope they don't find the link, or think that creatively about its uses.
  8. Bill Furniture

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    I don't take tests anymore, I'll just take the zero.
  9. jras

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    the triple helix

    so, which provider's cheek do we swab?
  10. Maybe we need a DNA test.
  11. Monk

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    Wow, that DNA just follows you around!
  12. Bill Furniture

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    Now I'm wondering if I'm Occasionalhobbyist.
  13. Daty

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    Has anyone come across those new miniature cameras mounted in a clock or smoke detector? I remember a time when one only had to worry about the two way mirror.
  14. Actually, now that I've seen the site, I have to laugh even more!

    I jerk off so much that I'd test positive even when I was occasionally not hobbying! LOL! Hell, I'm probably staining my shorts whenever a pretty woman walks by the office in a long jacket and a short skirt.

    And of course, if I use a condom while f*ing a woman, my semen wouldn't touch her so as to leak onto her undergarments.

    Thanks for pointing this out. What a chuckle. It's amazing what crap is being marketed out there. (Ingredients: 100% snake oil.)
  15. Troutman

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    Well, that'll keep Martha Stewart happy, anyway.
  16. Casper

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    Looks like we have to pull a Bubba Clinton and use cigars from now on.
  17. Bill Furniture

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    You mean we can't do it anymore? Is there a rule or something?
  18. Ozzy

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    so i guess that rules out wiping your dick with the sheets.
  19. K.S.

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