Poetry, anyone?

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by FoxyChristle, May 10, 2001.

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  1. TuckernotSucker

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    Now Mercy

    Now I know why you think Jennifers limrick was so funny. You took my pesos away.
  2. mercydancer

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    Thanks,Jennifer.I really needed a laugh and this was hilarious.
  3. jennifernyc

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    my name is Orlando
    I work at Orlando's
    I earn five pesos a day
    I go to my Lucy
    I play with her pussy
    she takes my five pesos away

    Ha Ha Ha this shit was tooo funny I could not resist!!!!
  4. Othello

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    Haiku for Christie

    Please join my harem.
    Brief moments, full of passion.
    Indeed, time well $pent!
  5. mercydancer

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    Re: Hmm...

    What did you expect?It's not like we're talking about literary accomplishments here.Though I've been told that my BJ's are a work of art...Anyway, I'll check out your poetry on the Texas line, might even share some of mine.
  6. FoxyChristle

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    Hmm...

    I come back, and I find dirty limericks. *sigh* Some people need a spanking. Very well, if anyone wants my poetry, it will be in the Texas forum.... *grin*
    xoxo
    Christle
  7. robnotbob

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    Actually the line is "If my EAR was a cunt I would fuck it"..

    Ay yi yi yi..Your father fills cream donuts..so sing me another verse worse than the other verse, and waltz me around by my willy...
  8. Carl M

    Carl M Hanging by a thread

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    Hey this shit belongs in JOKE THREAD!

    Pretty good stuff!
  9. Casper

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    There once was a man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it , and he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my face was a cunt I would fuck it.

    I hope I got it right ... lol

    I need to credit my man John Valby aka Dr Dirty for the above.

    Peace out
    C
  10. Geezy Muldoon

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    Cast a cold eye on life
    Cast a cold eye on death
    Horseman, pass by

    W.B. Yeats gravestone legend - Sligo Co. - Ireland



    [Edited by Judge Crater on 07-25-2001 at 01:12 PM]
  11. TuckernotSucker

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    Foxy

    I will take the High Road. I would love some poetry here. Let me have it.
  12. Ozzy

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    shauna shauna so very nice, she tongued my balls not once but twice. OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh!




    :cool:



    you wanted poetry.......
  13. Ozzy

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    from the writings of A. D. Clay

    hickory dickory dock, some whore was sucking my cock. the clock struck two, i dropped my goo, i dumped the bitch on the next block....OOOOOOoooooooooooooooh.
  14. Geezy Muldoon

    Geezy Muldoon Gold

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    in.

    [Edited by Judge Crater on 07-25-2001 at 01:12 PM]
  15. Carl M

    Carl M Hanging by a thread

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    OR!

    I honored her offer, she offered her honor
    and the rest of the nite I was on her and off her!
  16. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Unless the poem starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" it probably doesn't belong here.
  17. FoxyChristle

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    Poetry, Anyone??

    Would anyone care to have their boards spammed with crappy poetry? *lol* Or possibly even have some decent poetry posted here?
    xoxo
    Christle

    [Edited by FoxyChristle on 05-10-2001 at 01:25 AM]