Discussion in 'Stripclubs, Strippers and Porn Stars' started by Danielle, Feb 18, 2003.
Like the old man in "Moonstruck"
"Somebody tell a joke!"
i would like to publicly apologize for stiffing danger-us that 85 cents
quote of the day (well, of yesterday)
and for rnb, we would like to apologize for the preceeding apology
I'm selling barf bags to all who have participated in this thread and to those who unfortunately have to read it. Even at 50c a bag I think I can make a small fortune.
I think it can only violate Rule 0.10 if it actually has some content.
I'd like to apologize for wondering why almost this whole thread doesn't violate rule 0.10 .
...or you being Eartha Kitt and jl being Burt Ward...
I'd like to apologize in advance (barely) to justlooking for posting this link.
Or doing something very novel for him..............
ps- I think it's time for jl to recuse himself from these threads.
I think it's past his bedtime.
He hasn't said anything so he must like it. Don't apologize just yet
Oh Christ. Look what's happened to my thread! Now I have to apologize to JL all over again, this time for apologizing in the first place as it's now turned into a whipping session.
oh may I.. can I wear a collar you hold the chain?
oh shit kilroy you typed what I was already thinking. Maybe you wanna be my slut boy too?
Jl its all good. I know how you feel about me. There is so much chemistry between us, and I am not talking about some wimpy crush, I am talking about some serious domination.
Me in a patent leather cat suit, whip in hand, black thigh high boots. Calling you my dirty little slut boy.
You on your knees, butt naked, hands cuffed behind your back, and gagged. Damn!
I would like to apologize for wanting to see Happy Hooker in black knee high boots and a whip!
Anyway, I thought the whole point of "Happy Hooker" is that this persona is some tough guy (well not exactly "guy") who can take anything. Sorry if I misunderstood.
You asked for it.
That was a low blow, now you are back on my shit list.
Run along now and cry over the stripper you fell in love with. Maybe she broke up with her boyfriend for you.
Some things are just too pathetic.
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