Public apology to JustLooking

Discussion in 'Stripclubs, Strippers and Porn Stars' started by Danielle, Feb 18, 2003.

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  1. robnotbob

    robnotbob

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    Thanks.
  2. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    ????

    Like the old man in "Moonstruck"

    "Somebody tell a joke!"
  3. howardnotstern

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    i would like to publicly apologize for stiffing danger-us that 85 cents



    quote of the day (well, of yesterday)


    and for rnb, we would like to apologize for the preceeding apology
  4. elliot16

    elliot16 Gold

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    I'm selling barf bags to all who have participated in this thread and to those who unfortunately have to read it. Even at 50c a bag I think I can make a small fortune.
  5. justlooking

    justlooking

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    I think it can only violate Rule 0.10 if it actually has some content.
  6. Wwanderer

    Wwanderer Kids, don't try this at home

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    Wwanderer wonders

    I'd like to apologize for wondering why almost this whole thread doesn't violate rule 0.10 .

    -Ww
  7. curious

    curious

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    ...or you being Eartha Kitt and jl being Burt Ward...
  8. curious

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    I'd like to apologize in advance (barely) to justlooking for posting this link.

    :D
  9. pswope

    pswope One out of three

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    Or doing something very novel for him..............


    (working)



    ps- I think it's time for jl to recuse himself from these threads.
  10. Danielle

    Danielle

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    I think it's past his bedtime.
  11. Casper

    Casper

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    He hasn't said anything so he must like it. Don't apologize just yet ;)
  12. Danielle

    Danielle

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    Oh Christ. Look what's happened to my thread! Now I have to apologize to JL all over again, this time for apologizing in the first place as it's now turned into a whipping session.
  13. kilroywashere

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    oh may I.. can I wear a collar you hold the chain?
  14. Happy Hooker

    Happy Hooker

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    oh shit kilroy you typed what I was already thinking. Maybe you wanna be my slut boy too?
  15. Happy Hooker

    Happy Hooker

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    Jl its all good. I know how you feel about me. There is so much chemistry between us, and I am not talking about some wimpy crush, I am talking about some serious domination.


    Picture it:

    Me in a patent leather cat suit, whip in hand, black thigh high boots. Calling you my dirty little slut boy.

    You on your knees, butt naked, hands cuffed behind your back, and gagged. Damn!


    Its destiny..
  16. kilroywashere

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    I would like to apologize for wanting to see Happy Hooker in black knee high boots and a whip!
  17. justlooking

    justlooking

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    Anyway, I thought the whole point of "Happy Hooker" is that this persona is some tough guy (well not exactly "guy") who can take anything. Sorry if I misunderstood.
  18. justlooking

    justlooking

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    You asked for it.
  19. Happy Hooker

    Happy Hooker

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    That was a low blow, now you are back on my shit list.

    Run along now and cry over the stripper you fell in love with. Maybe she broke up with her boyfriend for you.
  20. justlooking

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    Some things are just too pathetic.