Review: Crystal

Discussion in 'The High End Room' started by ChuckUFarlie, Sep 6, 2006.

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  1. ChuckUFarlie

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    Yeah, I think I understand. I have a feeling her service will improve though. She seems like she's really new to the biz and just needs a little experience.
  2. justlooking

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    You know, CUF, I sounded censorious when I didn't mean to. What I meant was that, as you try this market segment more, you'll see that the whole point of it is to minimize trade-offs, and that you never have to be satisfied with bad or overly limited service.
  3. justlooking

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    Agree with the rest of your post, though.
  4. justlooking

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    You're wrong. Part of the reason for spending more money is so you can expect those services without worrying about it.

    $600 is the low end of the high end, but it's at least approaching the area where you shouldn't have to trade off services for looks so much.
  5. vermeer

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    I hope it wasn't something *I* said.

  6. ChuckUFarlie

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    I'm not sure how it was taken by most of you guys but I'm actually meaning to give her a pretty good review here. My complaints are that she didn't offer some services that I would have liked. I don't know if I'm wrong about this, but offering dfk, bbj etc. seem to be a ymmv thing. I think it also depends on the attitude of the girl and other factors. I don't think these services are that much more likely to come with a $300 escort or $600. Maybe I'm wrong, I don't do high end all that often.

    I don't feel at all like I wasted my money because she is a high end girl that didn't offer all the acronyms we hope for. Actually I was quite pleased that the girl who arrived was the girl from the pics, that she was the age and build that was advertised and the phone girl was polite and professional.

    I tell you when I feel ripped off. Just recently I went to an asian incall and got a girl I wasn't that attracted to. The mamasan was playing hide and seek with the hotter girls and I was too tired to argue. I just wanted to relax and get a good bj anyway. Well this girl gives a bj that's 100% teeth. It really hurt and I tried telling to change the way she's doing but it only makes it worse. It's one of the few times I'm glad I got a cbj because if I didn't have one on, she probably would have scratched my whole pecker up. Well I got dressed and left. On the way home, I feel a little better and decide to go to a regular rub and tug place. I get there and the girl I thought I was supposed to see wasn't there and this new girl gave me a poor massage. The place also smelled a little like b.o. and they should have cracked a window or something. Well she just goes for my dick....no teasing or anything, just trying to get me to cum and get out in record time. This really turned me off. So again I get my clothes and leave. At the end of the night I went home with my wallet nearly $400 lighter and just a hurt dick to show for it. That's a bad night and that's when I question whether it was worth it.

    On the other hand, with Crystal, I got a hot, petite, 95 pound, 19-20 year old who arrived at the time the agency said she would, had no problem with giving me a second pop and fucking smelled soooo fucking good. I posted this review because I know there are a lot of guys out there that frequently see girls at about this rate and I know there are lots of guys that like petite college girls so I figure some guys would like to know about her and are going to enjoy her.

    Ya know, I think I'm still in shock that the eros pics of her are real.
  7. Slinky Bender

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    Some posts in this thread are comming very close to the line.
  8. george1948

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    Man, shy, no DFK or BBJ, out the door in 59:59? For $600 she should have cleaned your bathroom and vacuumed the rugs (if not everything else)

    I'd rather take about 10 BBJ at some of the NJ clubs for one hour of sanitary sex, thank you.
  9. RuffToy

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    Why? Because she charges 600? The only thing high end about her is her price. Certainly not high end service.
  10. justlooking

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    Not if she doesn't DFK and only gives covered blow jobs.
  11. ChuckUFarlie

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    Yes. But from the guys that frequent high end girls, I think she will get a lot of business.
  12. ChuckUFarlie

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    Yeah she really is priced out of my league too but I gave in and made some sacrifices. As for being worth it, I don't know if she was. I was very satisified with her looks(and that's what I paid for) but I was expecting a little more than just standard service. If she was $400 an hour and offered a full menu, I'd see her very often.
  13. RuffToy

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    I don't blame you for taking that little minx on a ride. Love her "Daddy's little girl" line.
    Too bad she didn't live up to your expectations. IMHO you have to watch your expectations with the real yunguns. What you gain with their youthful appearance and energy, you sometimes lose with their lack of experience.

    Chaulk it up to blowing good money at an expensive restaurant and getting a mediocre meal. Nice place but you wouldn't return.
  14. Aegis911

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    WOW

    For $600 I would have wanted more - my hats off to you for trying her - she is certainly priced out of my league.

    That said - was she worth the $600 because of her age, her looks - certaily for that kind of cash I would have thought you would have gotten the PSE or at least a GFE.

    Glad you enjoyed her - but I do agree with scoochamenz1.

    Nice report.
  15. scoochamenz1

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    so what if you're disgusting and ugly, your money is pretty handsome. if you weren't, you'd be banging skanks like her for free. at 600 a pop, everyone should look like brad fucking pitt to her.
  16. ChuckUFarlie

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    Crystal's ad has been up on Eros NY for a few months now and I finally couldn't resist any longer and shelled out $600 to see her for an hour.

    Well, if you want young and petite, she's it. Really 19 or 20 years old, really about 95-100 pounds. Her face is blurred out in the pics but she is attractive. She is very thin but not at all in a bad way. I was able to palm her entire ass with one hand but it didn't feel flat, it is nice and toned. It felt very nice actually. She has a cute shaved kitty and omg what a cute little inviting asshole. She was friendly, a little shy at first. She smelled like you would think a hot, petite 19 year old would.

    Now the bad news. No dfk for Chucky, no bbj, no greek. I tried to hint and suggest that we shouldn't use a cover for bj but she politely refused.

    Well, at least she offered multiple pops and that's a good thing cause I was so turned on I came in about 3 seconds.

    She went to the bath to clean up a bit, then we hung around the bed a little, then a nice standing doggie round 2. She was out the door in exactly an hour.

    She seems like a nice girl and she seems like she has a desire to please but she has certain limits that I think hinder her performance. Maybe it's just that she's new at this. It could be a ymmv thing too. I'm probably a disgusting ugly fuck to someone like that. Maybe some of you guys can do better with her.

    Oh, she is not latina. She looks a little latina in the pics and when you meet her she is real tan. However, she is Russian. She grew up here though.

    The agency was fairly easy to deal with. They do screen. The agency did seem interested in knowing if I was satisfied or not. So that's always a good sign.


    Her ad is up at Eros NY and the pics are her and recent.