Review: Lisa

Discussion in 'New York' started by San_Te, Jan 31, 2001.

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  1. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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    Slinky

    Being that San Te is my hero, I was hoping to hear stuff like.....

    So, I dashed into a nearby bathroom facility and changed into my Trojan man outfit......

    Ya know...real world stuff
  2. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    My personal feeling is that the degree of specifity in the original post was both sufficient and close to the limit.
  3. San_Te

    San_Te

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    You should know by my reviews I don't get very specific on public boards. LOL.
  4. One Eyed Trouser Trout

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    San Te

    Where you pulling the tablecloth out from under the settings or were you with Lisa for some horizontal dance lessons?

    Sounds like you had a food fight or something....geez...
  5. San_Te

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    Well, since I am in review mode, I figured I might as well continue with the visit I had with Lisa earlier this evening.

    I arrived at Lisa's incall location and called to make sure it was okay to come in. She said it was fine and she would buzz me in. I got to her room and I guess I passed the "he doesn't look like a psycho killer" test so she opened the door and we exchanged greetings. Lisa is probably in her late 20's, stands about 5'5" with a normal to athletic build, niced enhanced breasts, curly shoulder length hair and is tan all over. She also has a couple of tatoos and a pierced navel.

    I had brought a bottle of wine so I opened it while Lisa got a couple of glasses. We sat down and chatted for a bit. Lisa then put on some music while we both got comfortable. We then started to kiss (DFK). We then got onto the bed where Lisa began a fluent French lesson sans interpreter. It was very enjoyable, but I wanted to see if my French speaking skills were up to par. I began my lesson and I am fairly sure she enjoyed the class. I like other languages, so we began with a little Russian conversation. I really enjoyed the talk but eventually knocked over my glass of wine on Lisa. Damn, I am one clumsy guy! I got up and got a towel to clean up the spill.

    We then chatted for a couple of minutes and I filled up the wine glass. I felt like I needed a remedial French lesson, so Lisa began to tutor. After a bit, we had to bring in the interpreter. We then began some other classes and we switched rooms a few times. After awhile, yep, you guessed it, I spilled that damn glass of wine. After cleaning up, we got everything back in order and chatted a bit. It was time to go so we kissed good night and I headed out after a very delightful time!