Review of Jessie from Inkygirls.Net

Discussion in 'Northern New Jersey' started by jackBauer, Apr 14, 2006.

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  1. UG Staff

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    Newsflash:

    It has been confirmed that Jewel is MTF transsexual. But the operation was only partially successful.
  2. shorty

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    You have to buy him dinner, get him drunk and then maybe have shot at it....(that's what the cuban with the bad temper told me)


    Happy belated Birthday Clown boy!!!!
  3. justlooking

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    Fuck you C9!
  4. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    That has to be the lamest post youve ever made.
  5. justlooking

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    Happy Birthday C9!
  6. <Lacy>

    <Lacy> Double Super Secret Moderator and UG Shillatrix

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY C9!!!! You big fat liar :)

    Have a good one old man! Heh heh heh heh

    xoxo
    Lacy
    Last edited: Apr 24, 2006
  7. DaiDaiLun

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    Are you saying Alexandra is really not worth seeing and needs a BS review to drum up some business for her? haha..jk. She's pretty good...but her boobs are too small for me. Get me some asian girls...actually never mind...those damn asians are always more stuck up when they work for non-asian agencies LOL
  8. Cloud Nine

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    20) Once C9 saw that there were over 40,000 members he got stage fright
  9. Cloud Nine

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    18) Obvious ploy to get someone to wish him a happy birthday only gets him called a liar
    19) That whole "make jokes and get freebie's from Lacy" thing didnt quite pan out and made C9 despondant and depressed
  10. <Lacy>

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    36th birthday? Okay I think we are hurtin C9's feelings because he is now lying about his age.

    While your posting fake reviews on *** add one for my new girl Alexandra please :) Thank You.

    xoxo
    Lacy
  11. Cloud Nine

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    15) Side effects of Viagra include dementia
    16) Saves all of the good jokes for super secret backchannelling
    17) New obsession with poker has turned C9 into boring math guy like justme
  12. Cloud Nine

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    11) Doesnt want a cuban bitch mad at him
    12) Too busy kissing slinky's ass
    13) Still in shock that the exiled prince of Uganda hasnt wired him the $20,000 he promised he would in an *****.
    14) Brain damage occured while trying to figure out why Callowhill Spa isnt on Callowhill street.
  13. Cloud Nine

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    Reasons why C9 isnt funny anymore:

    1) Was UG Staff for over a year.
    2) justlooking's constant scoldings
    3) Phantom isnt around to make fun of
    4) BillFurniture penis jokes have grown tiresome
    5) Fear of retribution from Dondee
    6) C9's 36th birthday today makes him old and cranky
    7) BMM's stories of fucking smelly fat chicks too tough to compete with.
    8) Modern psychology works
    9) Too busy posting fake reviews on ***
    10) Still trying to figure out a cryptic joke made by slinky 2 years ago.
  14. justlooking

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    This thread definitely should be put somewhere prominent, rather than hidden on this board under this title. Slinkybender's posts are beyond great. (And that long one from Lacey is priceless.)
    Last edited: Apr 24, 2006
  15. DaiDaiLun

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  16. curious

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    Maybe not "back" so much as having the block lifted.

    (funny, 'cause as of a few weeks ago he was still banned)
  17. billyS

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  18. <Lacy>

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  19. DaiDaiLun

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    I've used Jewel's services before and never had a problem with her. Jewel's might not always be the easiest person to deal with, but I feel she's always treated her customers fairly. I had a bad session once with one of her girls and she took care of me the next time around. I believe it was one of my first reviews I wrote on this board too. Granted, the girls she use to have were not the hottest (nor are they now), but they were affordable ($100-$150).

    It is pretty funny reading those old posts about her wanting pay stubs. I think she still has a similar system but not to that extreme, but close.

    As for her agency making money off this board, I don't know how it is possible since we weren't permitted to write any reviews about them until recently.

    Seriously Slink, would you let her advertise here now even if she wanted to?
  20. justlooking

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    Even better: a free download.