Royal Spa - 901-A Motor Pkwy Hauppauge 631-626-0400

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  1. LISteve

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    The girls are usually average but the service is good. I always get my full time and I leave drained. I don't know if you can really expect more for the money.
  2. hardndslick

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    I think I've had one good experience there. Whenever I stop by I leave pissed at myself for going. The location is great (well hidden) the place is clean and well kept but the woman here fucking suck. Rushed and crappy massage . I was always hopeful that they will change them out. But never again.
  3. ModernDayCowboy

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    From his description it sounds like me and him had the same experience from that provider; I can't remember her name. The experience as a whole wasn't anything to write home about. Massage sucked, FS was rushed and crappy, etc.
  4. The Cocksman

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    I recently went there and saw suzy. 40 something average to plain. asked for hour and she told me half. I said hour she said no. three girls upfront so she was just being lazy. went right to st. I flipped annoyed. told her bj she said never. hj bad while she stared at clock shaking her head. I held out til the 30 min mark. tipped 20 for bad attitude which she was not happy.
    BTW saw aubrey/hailey. NOT the girl in pic. tight and thin like an olympian but def not someone u would get takeout from. she def looks the part of sw. thread closed though.
  5. joeyboy

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    wow first time i read that fs is available here!
  6. thatdaftpunksong

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    I've been here twice in the last year. $50/Hr both times.

    First visit was with Ruby. older, attractive, not much of a body. She gave a very good massage, the best I've ever had from an AMP, and great HR, but no to anything other than taking off her bra. Was very happy with a $40 tip. Would definitely repeat for the massage.

    Second visit didn't get a name. Less attractive than Ruby but a little more of a butt and breasts. The massage was so bad I got a cramp, but she did FS for $80. Wouldn't repeat overall.
  7. AlwaysHavingFun

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    It's on the inside of a parking lot but there is a sign outside. Trigeek is right...use gps...and look around...it's there
  8. trigeek

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    It's tucked away out of sight. Use waze or GPS
  9. bighard20in

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    So I was in the area yesterday and try to go to this place. I see the sign on the corner and I turn down Hoffman but could not find the building. Any help here
  10. Soles2Jebus

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    Half hour it is.
  11. MongerManiac

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    Paid a noontime visit to Royal last week. The girl who greeted me was 40ish, about average size and reasonably decent looking. Better English than the AMP average. Her name was ... well, in my haste to blurt out the typical "I've been here before but I don't remember the girl's name" I forgot to ask for her name. D'oh! After looking at other reviews I'm certain it wasn't Lily or Ruby. I'll just have to call her "she." I saw no other girls when I entered, though during my session I heard several mongers enter so I supose there were three or more girls on duty.

    Anyway, she ushered me into a room close to the entrance door, on the left. It was at least twice the size of the typical AMP room and obviously had been converted from an office. I paid the $50 house fee for an hour and lay down on what had to be among the most unpleasant massage tables I've encountered in my mongering journeys. It felt like a very thin pad over plywood, and the face hole was so small I couldn't get my face all the way into it.

    She returned and began a mediocre massage - and that's being charitable. I remained covered with the towel the entire time, with no oil. Her motions were more like pushing than rubbing, and although she applied fairy strong pressure I felt pretty much nothing afterwards. Her attitude throughout the whole session was pleasant but slightly distracted.

    Finally, she dimmed the lights, removed the towel, and began a very strange soft touch, rubbing her hands and forearms all over my body. It was more like a semi-hard touch than a soft touch! I enjoyed it much more than the actual massage.

    After a few minutes she had me flip, and I must say that things got much better. She provided a skillful, jackhammer-free HE, lifting her shirt and bra to reveal small but firm breasts. Encountering no resistance, I pulled down her pants and underpants and fondled between her legs. She was trimmed but not fully shaved, a nice halfway point. After just a few minutes I busted, really wishing I had held out longer. In contrast to some other reviews nothing further was offered, maybe that requires repeat visits.

    After a tissue cleanup - no hot towels offered - she pleasantly accepted my $40 tip and I was on my way. Whether I'd return is still an open question. Ninety total bucks for an excellent HE with full UTC roaming and no time shorting is a very good deal, but the regular massage was a bit of a letdown and the table was miserable.
  12. hardndslick

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    She's about 50 chubby with messed up teeth. Some of the front teeth are crooked.
  13. bighard20in

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    Back to Royal

    Can anyone describe lily so I don't get her when I stop by. I be there in a couple weeks for a meeting.
  14. joeyboy

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    She was nice pretty down to earth...too bad it closed
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  15. jeep1975

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    I spoke to Jenny from A1 last week. She said no more massage. She's moving onto doing nails. She was taking classes for her new profession. Really nice woman, I wish her the best. A big loss to all.
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  16. hardndslick

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    That one is still closed as of last week too..
  17. joeyboy

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    OHHH my bad i thought jeep1975 was talking about the one on Waverly...my bad!
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  18. metbal1971

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    Nope natural health is still closed , somethimes i see a lot of cars there in the morning I get my hopes up and pow the open sign is not lit. must be the nail salon more women going there i guess since it closed
  19. joeyboy

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    Restaurant isnt in the same strip of shops. Think it is a thrift shop , A1, and maybe a karate place?
  20. jeep1975

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    The restaurant too ?