Discussion in 'New York' started by Hotpuppy, Apr 9, 2001.
Not kidding, I have a real hardon for Mary Pierce
No, Portia is the other blond with no chest
Too much time on my hands ? Absolutely, but....
Anna Kournikova or Mary Pierce (You're kidding, right ?)
Venus or Serena (Williams) Neither
Rashida Jones or Sharon Leal ( Boston Public ) Dont' know them
Lucy Liu or Portia De Rossi ( Ally McBeel) Which one is Portia, the blonde chunky secretary ?
Shania Twain or Faith Hill Faith
Ashley Judd or Wynona Ashley
Dr. Melfi or Carmella Don't know them either
Carmen Elektra or Pam Anderson Tough one, but I think Carmen
Renee Zellweger or Sandra Bullock Easy one, Sandra
Christina Applegate or Jennifer Love Hewitt Another easy one, JLH, siiiiggghhhh
Penelope Cruz or Gina Gershon Don't know either one
Brittany Spears or Christina Aguilera Another tough one, but Brittany
Jennifer Lopez or Janet Jackson Janet
Smooth or Crunchy ( sorry ), its been a real long winter! Yes it HAS, Crunchy
I'll second Imperialone's list with one addition. Both "together."
Anna Kournikova (duh)
Serena (by default)
Sharon Leal ( Close )
Jennifer Love Hewitt
I haven't either, though I did spend a few nights with a young lady whose name ocassionally appears in Page Six and the like. Nothing memorable, although she was really beautiful. Very spoiled, not too bright.
A friend of mine who used to produce films was once working on a project with a famous actress. She got hired to do a commercial in a foreign country while they were in the midst of shooting. It was an absurd amount of money for a day or two of work. They refused to let her leave the production until she finally barged into their offices and said, "I'll blow all of you if I have to, but one way or the other I'm going to do that commercial!" I think you can imagine how the story ends.
in answer to happy guy...only in my dreams!!!
Portia De Rossi
As far as Brittany Spears is concerned, I don't believe for one minute that she has never seen not touched nor had a penis inserted in her mouth ever before. A Virgin she may be, but remember what our dear ex-president Bill Clinton's definition of sex was? HAIL TO THE CHIEF I bet he's sorry he's out of the Oral , I meant Oval Office.
[Edited by Casper on 04-10-2001 at 01:35 AM]
Okay, then.... so has anyone ever slept with someone famous? Any good stories to share?
but you can't teach them all!
the only phallic symble brittney's had in her hand is a microphone
There is also a saying about "being a clean slate". I don't have to break her of any bad habits she has picked up.
Ozzy, Don't tell me you've already see Brittney
There was this poster here on UG who once said that teaching them was ALL the fun.
Oz, do you have any idea who said that?
brittney has never even seen a dick and when she does it ain't getting anywhere near her mouth......
christina is the one you want.
An open letter to Brittany Spears,
Since I'm somewhat of an expert on what guys consider great oral, I make this offer to you. I will unselfishly sacrifice my time and contribute considerable effort on my part for what I'm sure will be very long hours to teach you how to give great head. When you graduate from my class of oral teachings you will be known worldwide not for your singing abilities , but for your BBBJTC skills.
If you accept my offer classes will start immediately. You can contact me through my email address that I use here on UG.
actually i prefer the escort christofer was caught with....
now she was cute.
btw, if i had gina gershon on my lap......
she'd still be there. ever hear of crazy glue slink?
I forgot Drea! See what too much cold and snow will do?
Lucy Liu ( but only as she played in Payback - hubba, hubba
neither ( but how about Drea De Matteo ?? )
Gina ( who I actually had sitting on my lap for about half an hour once. Gave my a hard on for a week )
Brittnay has the look, but somehow I don't think I could "pull the trigger"
[Edited by slinkybender on 04-09-2001 at 07:22 PM]
here are my picks...
I figure if I can get any of these women to sleep with me there's no reason I shouldn't have them all....Call me greedy......
but gimme gina, pam and carmen, and you can keep the rest.
also gina, pam and carmen are probably the only ones on that list that would be willing to give a decent blow job(not why i pick em, but it figures).
*......ozzy's personal favorite.
[Edited by Ozzy on 04-09-2001 at 06:34 PM]
Separate names with a comma.