?s For people with way too much time on their hands!

Discussion in 'New York' started by Hotpuppy, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Hotpuppy

    Hotpuppy Mr.Butterworth

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    Not kidding, I have a real hardon for Mary Pierce
    No, Portia is the other blond with no chest
  2. littleguy

    littleguy Gold

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    Too much time on my hands ? Absolutely, but....

    Anna Kournikova or Mary Pierce (You're kidding, right ?)
    Venus or Serena (Williams) Neither
    Rashida Jones or Sharon Leal ( Boston Public ) Dont' know them
    Lucy Liu or Portia De Rossi ( Ally McBeel) Which one is Portia, the blonde chunky secretary ?
    Shania Twain or Faith Hill Faith
    Ashley Judd or Wynona Ashley
    Dr. Melfi or Carmella Don't know them either
    Carmen Elektra or Pam Anderson Tough one, but I think Carmen
    Renee Zellweger or Sandra Bullock Easy one, Sandra
    Christina Applegate or Jennifer Love Hewitt Another easy one, JLH, siiiiggghhhh
    Penelope Cruz or Gina Gershon Don't know either one
    Brittany Spears or Christina Aguilera Another tough one, but Brittany
    Jennifer Lopez or Janet Jackson Janet
    Smooth or Crunchy ( sorry ), its been a real long winter! Yes it HAS, Crunchy
  3. Hotpuppy

    Hotpuppy Mr.Butterworth

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  4. jmcurry

    jmcurry The Insider

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    I'll second Imperialone's list with one addition. Both "together."
  5. grenv

    grenv

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    Anna Kournikova (duh)
    Serena (by default)
    Sharon Leal ( Close )
    Lucy Liu
    Shania Twain
    Ashley Judd
    Carmella
    Carmen Elektra
    Sandra Bullock
    Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Penelope Cruz
    Brittany Spears!!!
    Jennifer Lopez!!!
    Crunchy
  6. HAPPY GUY

    HAPPY GUY

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    I haven't either, though I did spend a few nights with a young lady whose name ocassionally appears in Page Six and the like. Nothing memorable, although she was really beautiful. Very spoiled, not too bright.

    A friend of mine who used to produce films was once working on a project with a famous actress. She got hired to do a commercial in a foreign country while they were in the midst of shooting. It was an absurd amount of money for a day or two of work. They refused to let her leave the production until she finally barged into their offices and said, "I'll blow all of you if I have to, but one way or the other I'm going to do that commercial!" I think you can imagine how the story ends.
  7. nj george

    nj george

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    anna
    don't know
    don't know
    lucy
    shania
    ashly
    don't know
    pam
    sandra
    jennifer
    gina
    brittany
    j-lo
    smooth

    in answer to happy guy...only in my dreams!!!
  8. Casper

    Casper

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    Mary
    Serena
    Sharon
    Portia De Rossi
    Shania Twain
    Wynona
    Dr. Melfi
    Carmen
    Renee Zellweger
    Christina Applegate
    Gina Gershon
    Brittany Spears
    Jennifer Lopez

    As far as Brittany Spears is concerned, I don't believe for one minute that she has never seen not touched nor had a penis inserted in her mouth ever before. A Virgin she may be, but remember what our dear ex-president Bill Clinton's definition of sex was? HAIL TO THE CHIEF I bet he's sorry he's out of the Oral , I meant Oval Office.


    Peace Out
    C


    [Edited by Casper on 04-10-2001 at 01:35 AM]
  9. HAPPY GUY

    HAPPY GUY

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    Okay, then.... so has anyone ever slept with someone famous? Any good stories to share?
  10. Ozzy

    Ozzy

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    but you can't teach them all!

    the only phallic symble brittney's had in her hand is a microphone
  11. Phantom

    Phantom

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    There is also a saying about "being a clean slate". I don't have to break her of any bad habits she has picked up.
  12. littleguy

    littleguy Gold

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    Ozzy, Don't tell me you've already see Brittney
  13. Phantom

    Phantom

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    There was this poster here on UG who once said that teaching them was ALL the fun.

    Oz, do you have any idea who said that?
  14. Ozzy

    Ozzy

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    brittney has never even seen a dick and when she does it ain't getting anywhere near her mouth......

    christina is the one you want.
  15. Phantom

    Phantom

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    :rolleyes: An open letter to Brittany Spears,

    Brittany,

    Since I'm somewhat of an expert on what guys consider great oral, I make this offer to you. I will unselfishly sacrifice my time and contribute considerable effort on my part for what I'm sure will be very long hours to teach you how to give great head. When you graduate from my class of oral teachings you will be known worldwide not for your singing abilities , but for your BBBJTC skills.

    If you accept my offer classes will start immediately. You can contact me through my email address that I use here on UG.

    Gently,

    Phantom
  16. Ozzy

    Ozzy

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    actually i prefer the escort christofer was caught with....

    now she was cute.


    btw, if i had gina gershon on my lap......


    she'd still be there. ever hear of crazy glue slink?
  17. Hotpuppy

    Hotpuppy Mr.Butterworth

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    I forgot Drea! See what too much cold and snow will do?
  18. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Anna
    either/neither
    Rashida
    Lucy Liu ( but only as she played in Payback - hubba, hubba
    Faith
    Ashley
    neither ( but how about Drea De Matteo ?? )
    Pam
    Sandy
    Christina
    Gina ( who I actually had sitting on my lap for about half an hour once. Gave my a hard on for a week )
    Brittnay has the look, but somehow I don't think I could "pull the trigger"
    Janet


    [Edited by slinkybender on 04-09-2001 at 07:22 PM]
  19. Eye Won

    Eye Won

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    my choices

    here are my picks...

    Both
    Both
    Both
    Both
    Both
    Both
    Both
    Both
    Both
    Both
    Both
    Both
    Both

    I figure if I can get any of these women to sleep with me there's no reason I shouldn't have them all....Call me greedy......
    Imperialone................Out
  20. Ozzy

    Ozzy

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    anna
    neither
    sharon
    portia
    shania
    ashley
    dr melfi
    pam
    sandra
    jennifer
    gina*
    Christina
    J-LO


    but gimme gina, pam and carmen, and you can keep the rest.

    also gina, pam and carmen are probably the only ones on that list that would be willing to give a decent blow job(not why i pick em, but it figures).

    *......ozzy's personal favorite.

    :cool:

    [Edited by Ozzy on 04-09-2001 at 06:34 PM]