Discussion in 'New York' started by pamelaaphrodite, Jul 23, 2006.
It is much appreciated-
Candy travels to the land of god ;-)
which begs the question-
So as BMM doesn't have to ask-
Whom actually will travel to the land of the Gods?
Let me add this, Kelly is very cute and has the girl next door look and personality. She is very very sweet and is GFE but is very shy at first. She has how ever gotten better since starting with us. ;-)
Kelly doesnt do back door and is very new to this biz and comes off very shy at first. If you like wild and fun Kelly is not the one for you.
Hugs and Kisses,
I hate to be the shallow one in the bunch, but I have to ask, has any monger here seen Kelly on this site? does she accept back door entry? any help here......theres just something about 22 y/o,
I tell everyone if you are going to go see Maria eat your wheaties and take a nap. Maria is full of life and she loves what she does ;-)
there are other kinds besides crazy? smile
AFAIK the golden rule was all men are stupid, all women are crazy and we'd all get along better if we just realized this.
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After my last session with Maria, my body felt like she used a stun gun on me. It took me two days to recover and then I went back for more. Maria is awesome.
She is hot but who wants to take a chance when there are plenty of hot's around?
Flailing arms and legs?
Fear and thrill of the unknown?
Yelling and screaming?
Why is all the best sex with crazy bitches?
Just to be clear--
This is not about Val or Pam-or their respective agencies-I have used both of them,and both run excellent and professional businesses with awesome women most times,delivering top notch services-
My last visit
-With Maria was when she was with Val-after reading this,and having another hobby guy tell me his story (not published for review),I figure I might mention it here-
When she is on-she is a fire ball-and you really need to be ready to show up for the game,-BUT-
We were cruising along fineand just finished DATY,She grabbed my cock,and at one point she had my cock in her hand teasing her clit,I lowered myself on top of her and we kissed while she still teased her clit with my cock-
Now I don't know if she teased herself too good,or it was the angle or what,but my littlehead went in bareback
She pulled it right out and went nuts,accusing me of trying to force it in there,and how I should admit I tried to get in-
The she said leave
After a heated discussion of denial and accident on somebodies part,and a "no blame" conclusion-we tried to get back in the groove-
She went down on me bareback,but I could tell it was still brewing on the back burner-
The good news was she got more and more into the blow job(I guess sometimes anger is good)
Right before I was about to come she pulled back and said "Don't come in my mouth"
I said a little sarcastically "Great,now you tell me." No I didn't come in her mouth,but was almost at the no return point-
She flipped again!
"How could you do that?"What do you mean" "You don't know who or where I have been"
I calmed her down and finished our session-somehow- then,got dressed
We chatted about marking this off as just a big missfire and misunderstanding and I would see her soon-
And that was the last I saw of her-
While I can't comment on weapons of male destruction,she can be volatile and a littel unstable-a lot like Paulina/Alana Allure-
So if you see her- be sure to play ONLY by her rules and be on your guard and best behavior
Come on!!! She worked for you for 2 years and has nothing but good to say about you. She has great reviews and all the guys who have seen her love her. Her reviews speak for them self.
And on another note. I run this agency and most of the guys that know me, know me from my BDJ days.
So lets stop this.
Ok now that's funny........Val I have been trying to strangle you for a year now.
Maria Psyco Bitch Who Brings Stun Guns into Sessions
And Who Strangled me over $30 Dollars.
Beware this Bitch is Crazy. She used to work for me until she strangled me over a $30 room fee she owed. I should have learned when she tried to stun gun me last year !!!!
She carries her stun guns and knifes into sessions so don't piss her off she will use them!!!!
Police are aware of this girl and are watching her and the guy who runs the agency she works for who is on partol for Drug Dealing and who is still dealing.
Stay away from them they are trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bad Girls of Long Island
Maria (Good Kitty Gone Bad) Ultimate GFE (Mon-Wed-Thur-Fri-Sat)
Candy(Vanilla Cream Pie) GFE (Mom 3pm-8pm and Tues 3pm-8pm)
Kelly(Little Bad School Girl) GFE (Mon-Fri)
Tori (Good Teacher Gone Bad for The Summer) GFE (Mon-Fri)
If you would like to see any of our ladies, call Pamela @ Aphrodite Escorts
Please ask about the discount offered to UG members ;-)
Have a safe and lust filled week!!
Hugs and Kisses,
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