Seasons Greetings

Discussion in 'Northern New Jersey' started by SS, Dec 18, 2005.

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  1. Mr. User Name

    Mr. User Name

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    Kelly, you are a sex toy !!!!!!!
  2. blondekelly

    blondekelly

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    Does that mean someboby is finally going to bring me sex toys?
  3. letsgetstarted

    letsgetstarted

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    No way, I actually want to receive something.
  4. mellowyellow008

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    Happy Holidays to all walks of life.
  5. murman36

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    May santa bring you everything you deserve!
  6. firecracker

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    Ditto, everyone. Here's to a safe 2006!
  7. letsgetstarted

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    Happy Christmas!
    Merry Chanukah!
  8. CUlater

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    A Christmas Story

    'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
    He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
    Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
    I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

    I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
    Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
    The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
    The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

    Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
    Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
    And just when I thought that things would get better
    Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
    They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
    Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

    And the kids these days--they all are the pits
    They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
    I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
    Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
    I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
    They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

    Flying through the air...dodging the trees
    Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
    I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
    I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

    There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
    I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
  9. flabbergasted

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    Happy and a saf Holiday to everyone and may the prices drop and the calibers go up next year.
  10. its_mousey

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    Happy Berfdey, Jesus?

    *Shrugs*
  11. bear

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    Merry Christmas to all and a happy, healthy and peaceful New Year!!

    Oh yeah, may the mongering be better than ever! Happy Mongering or hobbying to all.
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2005
  12. yamaha

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    1. english merry christmas

    2. italian natael allegro

    3. spanish feliz navidad

    4. german frohe weihnachten

    5. french joyeux noe

    6. brazilian boas festas

    7. dutch vrolijk kerstfeest

    8. danish galaedelig jul

    9. jewish happy hanukka

    10. those who don't celebrate christmas {happy festafis.}

    and if i missed one feel free to join in
  13. RoosterC74

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    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.
  14. kesey

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    And what ever your personal beliefs on why we are there take a minute from your mongering to have a good thought and a prayer for the safe return of all the young men and women in Iraq and Afghanistan.
  15. bushleaguer

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    Same to you, SS, and to everyone here. Happy holidays and the best wishes for a prosperous New Year.
  16. SS

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    I just wanted to wish everyone a happy and healthy holiday and New Year!
    SS