Some help in F!_u5h!ing, Pllease

Discussion in 'NJ/NY/CT Massage / Spa' started by goldman2, May 12, 2006.

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  1. goldman2

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    Sorry dude,

    I just read this...i will stop asking
  2. qqq35

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    recently, i had a provider who was wearing a dress - nice clean legs. rubbed her pussy - it was clean too. she took off her top - 3 hairs growing out of her tit and the bushiest underarms this side of the ape man. real turn off. i like a little hair on the playing field, not on the tits or underarms -- BARF!!
  3. regor_12

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    I don't like it when the girl's have a jungle down there...I guess if you expect them to be neat and trimmed...you should be too.
  4. J. Lefty

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    Goldman,
    Pick up the World Journal. It's a chinese language newspaper. Check out the classifieds.
  5. Sidekicks

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    Goldman, look around for your answers. Don't go posting questions or you'll get banned.

    good luck
  6. goldman2

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    hey guys, does the tribune give u the same 411 on the girls u guys talk aobut...i hear lots about b1 of F1, or 45/kissena, i am pretty sure i live near them all, but i want some place real close....is it possible to get priv. messages here on UG? If so, can someone pm me the 411.

    Hey sidekick, im asian too, haha. I shave cuz it makes it look bigger and neater. I'm also workin on my six pack to make it look real good for the ladies. Thanks agian.
  7. Lascivious

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    goldman, if you got a good job and money, it's easier for you to dump your girlfriend and get another girl who'll give you head. In this day and age, it's not whether a gf will blow you but whether she'll swallow or spit.
  8. Sidekicks

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    no kidding, but when they are blowing me, they see nothing but smooth skin. :)
  9. ballys20

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    I usually just trim the hair down in the pube area so that it doesn't look like the jungle in the Amazon. Rather than shaving the whole area, I just give a good trim and then it doesn't itch as much when the hairs grow back in. And you're Sidekick - the girls like it much better when they don't have to have a jungle staring them in the face when blowing you.
  10. Sidekicks

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    its not so bad. Guess cause I'm asian the hair is thin and silky. Ok, there is some itch there but not that bad. I keep it clean down there but often enough so when I have an urge to see a girl, its all ready. :)
  11. pinga

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    But, it gets real itchy real fast once the hair starts growing back. Did it once and never again.
  12. Sidekicks

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    possibly, but its cooler down there! :) :) :)
  13. Traderdave

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    So now you look like you're 13 years old
  14. Sidekicks

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    I do it cause it feels better. All that hair down there during the summer time makes the temperature go up. Besides, the girls love it when you're trimmed or shaved down there. :)
  15. ewnekmagahai

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    theres a queens tribune box outside the dunkin donuts on kissena and LIE. dude, i gotta ask... why'd you shave your balls?
  16. goldman2

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    Ah,,,,,,thanks man.....i hadn't even thought of that
  17. J. Lefty

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    Do what most of us mongers do, pick up a copy of the Queens Tribune. Check out the back pages. Make some phone calls, take one for the team and report back.
  18. goldman2

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    haha, thanks haamx, but i just wanna experience it. my gf cost way more than i can afford already, but i just want a bj from some unknown girl i can jizz on and leave. no strings attached kinda sheit.

    hope someone can give me soem leads in flushing....i wouldnt drive there cuz i dont want car keys in my pocket if the worst does happen. id rather walk there or take a bus.

    anyone help me out?
  19. Mxaah

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    lol, you're funny man. I'd say quit this hobby now before it's too late. I, not so long ago, was in your shoes ... now I am more broke than what you were in your sophomore year.

    Haamx
  20. goldman2

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    p.s. ive been to West Gard3n in manhattan before, my cousin treated me there for hlelpin him out with some house work...it was....not as good....heres the story....since i look relaly young, and i had shaved my pubes, i looked like i was 12...so the old mmamason (probly 40's) saw me coming in, she thought was a young boy and took me first....on with the suana, washdown, then massage, she gave me a soft massage, then i asked if i could get a happie en ding, and shes like NO!.....i felt stupid for asking...but then for some reason a few minutes into the massage, she started massaging my ass cheeks, then turned me around and gave me a HJ....it was ok...but for 1.25, looking back, i think i could have gotten better, from a hotter girl.