Some Things I Really Don’t Like About the Hobby

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  1. Casper

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    Damn straight. Actions speak louder than words.
  2. pjorourke

    pjorourke Thinks he's Caesar's Wife

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    But if they told you they wanted a dollar with Abe Lincoln's picture on it, would that be a number or a word?
  3. jseah

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    I would disagree........if you walked into a store to purchase something, and they told you the price was "x", how would you know whether it was what you were willing to pay unless they actually provided you with numbers?
  4. justme

    justme homo economicus

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    Numbers are probably about as useless as words.
  5. jasonbuju

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    112. Girls who claim they are 23 when they are actually 35.
  6. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Some Things I Really Don’t Like About the Hobby

    I don't need numbers to tell me what time it is.......when I get up in the morning and the hands on the clock are straight up and down, I know its time for me to get my ass in gear and get to work....then when the hands are in the exact same position, I know its time to go home to mamma.
  7. Casper

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    Try telling time without numbers ... lol Che ora e ?
  8. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    We don ned no stinkin numbas!
  9. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Girls who aren't really sisters.

    I gave up on the numbering.
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  10. Casper

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    So why is it called a clit-toe-ras?
  11. John Y. Doe

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    Never say never. He might really be able to get you off if he were a gymnast!
  12. betty_snj

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    now that you mentioned, let me add that I don't like when a guy tries to rub my clit with his toes :)
  13. Casper

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    Betty I see you're offering a new service? Toe fucks? woulds that be BBTFTC ?
  14. justme

    justme homo economicus

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    2.71828) Fake moans, groans, and Aieeee's.

    A) Alchohol spray bottles.

    I) It never really seems worth it.
  15. betty_snj

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    my five dislikes

    . a guy who doesn't shower before meeting me...musky odors are a nono, I love a clean smelling body, so I can run my tongue all over

    . a guy who doesn't have good oral hygiene...bad breath is a turn off specially if he's asking for kisses

    . a guy who has a deep tropical jungle down there...making difficult to find his snake and giving him "THE BJ" he's expecting from me

    . a guy who likes to pinch or squeeze my forearms...I have fair skin and I bruise easily

    . a guy who likes to bite hard on my nipples...they're very very sensitive love then sucked hard, not chewed.

    . a guy with razor sharp finger or toe nails...needless to say it hurts when he runs it over my body or stick it inside me.
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  16. spanky123

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    106. getting a cbj....I actually had a few good ones, but the worst is when your dick is dry when the condom is on...feeling friction caused by the rubber during a cbj is not fun. In this case, I'd rather her spit on it and use her hands instead.

    107 a)getting a cold towel instead of a hot one after you're done at an mp.

    b)one time i got a paper towel drenched w/ some type of alchohol solution w/o knowing :eek: --yes that's what my face looked like no j/k......and that time i DID quickly ask for a cold towel :D
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  17. optimist

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    Oh No...Not Again

    105. The Hooker Headlock.
    Best demonstrated for all to see by Jane Fonda in “Klute”.
    Her john is going at it with her missionary and she has his neck gripped tight with her arm so his face is in the pillow and his ear is pressed tight against her's leaving her free to not put on a happy face and also keep an eye on her wrist watch.
  18. Shoreguy

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    104. Rules
  19. pjorourke

    pjorourke Thinks he's Caesar's Wife

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    #103 Anal-retentive PMB postings
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  20. Bill Furniture

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    That should be #102 I think.