Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by optimist, Jan 20, 2003.
Sounds like someone got some.
When you finally get laid after sucking only dick for one week!!!
So what you're saying is that you prefer subs.
One thing I really like about the hobby... even though I dont hobby is...
When you finally meet a client that reads your entire website, in full, doesnt ask stupid questions, and books a meeting following ALL directions asked on the form.
No, that's what they do after they get your cash.
Getting Their Fix?
I would have thought a hooker's favorite things from 1 to infinity is simply getting cash as easily as possible.
Getting My Fix
Awite BILL ~ I am annoyed as well ~
I think i saw you said 63 , so lets just start at 69..(not standing!)
69 ~ When a gent has a clue what to do ORALLY ~ RARE
70 ~ When a gent tells me how outstanding I am
71 ~ When i am having a lazy kind of day, and just want to HANG and be the sweet sexy cooky, and he has the time (off the clock)
72 ~ When the gent does NOT want to talk long on the phone..
73 ~ When i see rave reviews on a sweet lady friend in the biz( i am so proud, just love that ~~~
74~ OOPS ! forgot the best ~ When i find out he loves oral as much as ME!!!! (imagine that !!!!)
things I truly like
. have a naughty and hot chat on the phone, prior meeting my client. I love to tease a man...give him something to think about until we meet
. look in the peephole and take a deep breath and say to myself..."ohhhh my god" in the most pleasant way when I'm opening the door
. find out he has a very kissable mouth, fresh breath and a darting warm tongue when I'm holding his face with my hands and looking into his smiling eyes
. find out he already have a hard on soon I open the door, when he presses his body against mine
. nudge on his neck, nibble on his chest, going down and down to a deliciously smelling good body
. find out he trimmed or shaved for me
. find out he actually followed all my requests and he's nervous, anxious and shaking all over when I start to touch him
. find out he's a great lover, is totally into what were doing and showing (loud and clear)
those are the things that makes my "job" real pleasurable for me.
99% of my clients knows what turns me on so I'm lucky, it's all good almost every day.
Are you milkmaid's husband?
80 the moment when the light bulb goes on-and i realize what these abbreviations mean
1) meeting other whoremongers so I know I'm not the only warped f
2) window shopping on websites for my next encounter
bra-fillers should be #77
65. russian delights
And even stranger, hotpuppy is out there looking for a PMB where they only discuss prostitution. I don't think I've ever seen one.
What number is that one?
so you expect me to yell at the women? Remember, I wanna bang them.
they started it.
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