Some Things I Really Like About the Hobby

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  1. pjorourke

    pjorourke Thinks he's Caesar's Wife

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    Sounds like someone got some.
  2. Kimmie

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    When you finally get laid after sucking only dick for one week!!!

    :D
  3. Casper

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    So what you're saying is that you prefer subs.
  4. Kimmie

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    One thing I really like about the hobby... even though I dont hobby is...


    When you finally meet a client that reads your entire website, in full, doesnt ask stupid questions, and books a meeting following ALL directions asked on the form.
  5. justlooking

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    No, that's what they do after they get your cash.
  6. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    you mean

    Getting Their Fix?
  7. hot4chicks

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    I would have thought a hooker's favorite things from 1 to infinity is simply getting cash as easily as possible.
  8. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    Getting My Fix
  9. Cookypuss

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    Awite BILL ~ I am annoyed as well ~

    I think i saw you said 63 , so lets just start at 69..(not standing!)

    69 ~ When a gent has a clue what to do ORALLY ~ RARE
    70 ~ When a gent tells me how outstanding I am
    71 ~ When i am having a lazy kind of day, and just want to HANG and be the sweet sexy cooky, and he has the time (off the clock)
    72 ~ When the gent does NOT want to talk long on the phone..
    73 ~ When i see rave reviews on a sweet lady friend in the biz( i am so proud, just love that ~~~
    74~ OOPS ! forgot the best ~ When i find out he loves oral as much as ME!!!! (imagine that !!!!)
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  10. betty_snj

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    things I truly like

    . have a naughty and hot chat on the phone, prior meeting my client. I love to tease a man...give him something to think about until we meet

    . look in the peephole and take a deep breath and say to myself..."ohhhh my god" in the most pleasant way when I'm opening the door

    . find out he has a very kissable mouth, fresh breath and a darting warm tongue when I'm holding his face with my hands and looking into his smiling eyes

    . find out he already have a hard on soon I open the door, when he presses his body against mine

    . nudge on his neck, nibble on his chest, going down and down to a deliciously smelling good body

    . find out he trimmed or shaved for me

    . find out he actually followed all my requests and he's nervous, anxious and shaking all over when I start to touch him

    . find out he's a great lover, is totally into what were doing and showing (loud and clear) :)

    those are the things that makes my "job" real pleasurable for me.
    99% of my clients knows what turns me on so I'm lucky, it's all good almost every day.
  11. justlooking

    justlooking

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    Are you milkmaid's husband?
  12. milkman

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    80 the moment when the light bulb goes on-and i realize what these abbreviations mean
  13. Casper

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    1) meeting other whoremongers so I know I'm not the only warped f

    2) window shopping on websites for my next encounter
  14. Bill Furniture

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    bra-fillers should be #77
  15. Waist Product

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    60. mams
    61. knockers
    62. flapjacks
    63. bubs
    64. mounds
    65. russian delights
    66. bazookas
    67. apples
    68. torpedoes
    69. chests
    70. sweetnips
    71. luftbaloons
    72. chestballs
    73. bra-fillers
  16. pjorourke

    pjorourke Thinks he's Caesar's Wife

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    And even stranger, hotpuppy is out there looking for a PMB where they only discuss prostitution. I don't think I've ever seen one.
  17. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    63
  18. Casper

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    What number is that one? :)
  19. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    so you expect me to yell at the women? Remember, I wanna bang them.
  20. Casper

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    they started it.