It used to be one of my favorite escapes from work. I'd chug down I-95, drop some cash at Ruby IIs getting all worked up and then swing by Fantasy Modeling for a table shower and treatment. Ymmm. Or, if feeling like walking on the wild side, try to persuade one of the hot ones at Keystones to treat me right in their secluded private dance area. (The risk there was always that there would be no hot ones, or that by having a suit on I would stand out too much in the bar...) Haven't been there in more than a year and a half. Thank god for memories. Thing is, I remember all the hot ones from Ruby's -- especially the ones who knew how to sneak in extras -- were from Brooklyn. Why can I not find these women in NYC?!?!?!?!