Discussion in 'Stripclubs, Strippers and Porn Stars' started by lawyer101, Aug 4, 2003.
This is it. Exactly. Exactly.
George: And I got a date with the sales woman. She's got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on.
Jerry: Ah, too bad you got a little George Costanza thing going on.
George: I'm going out with her tomorrow, she said she had some errands to run.
Jerry: That's a date?
George: What's the difference? You know they way I work, I'm like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating, then you hear
it a few times, you hum it in the shower, by the third date it's
not to imply that justlooking is...oh, you know.
I can't help but think of a Senfeld episode. George is not the best looking guy but he hangs around a woman long enough, he gets stuck in their head. (like the the commercial jingle "By Mennon")
It's harder for a woman to catch you staring at her butt. Maybe that's why I've developed into an "ass man".
But who can resist a low cut sun dress. (no bra I pressume)
Probably also for not staring at them.
In the past, I've been yelled at by my girlfriend for staring at her boobs. (true)
One of them was practically falling out of her low cut sun-dress top. How could I NOT glance?
It's funny you mention this... Twice today (once in a subway station and once outside) women started covering themselves up as they walked by me, as if I was staring at their boobs. (I thought I was being discreet). I felt like such a lecher.
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That is not particularly my intention, but you are probably right that it has a bias toward attracting dancers who are more frequently providers.
Next time I'm in a strip club I'll try looking but not staring.
Nothing more embarrassing than a woman catching you staring at her boobs.
Nothing wrong with JUST LOOKING at someone's wallet! (just don't stare)
you know I'm just kidding about robbing anyone.
JackT, how is #5 acceptable? LOL
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I may well be deluding myself. ("MAY WELL"?????? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!) But your approach seems calculated to tend to get the kind of strippers who do this kind of thing more frequently than mine is.
Continuing on a serious note, I think danger-us's #1 thru #5 are PERFECTLY FINE strip club behavior.
Though you are kidding around (I assume), let me anyway note that it is not that there are n rules in special arenas, it is that the rules are different and, well, special to that venue. In other words, I don't think anyone would consider robbery OK (for customer or dancer) in a strip club.
In the special arena...
1) Flash a roll filled with newspaper.
2) Assume a different identity. Pretended you are a billionaire or a son of a B (billionaire)
3) Don't spend much.Tell her you left the rest of your cash in your limo.
4) Get her to exchange numbers.
5) When she pulls her wallet out, compliment the wallet itself and ask to take a close look.
6) When she turns her head, rob her blind.
(Kids, this is for discussion purposes only. Don't try this at home.)
Yes, though here we are talking about behavior in the club but intended to lead to activities outside the club...so more blur.
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