SuperBowl Predictions. Take this to the bank

Discussion in 'New York' started by One Eyed Trouser Trout, Jan 26, 2001.

Draft saved Draft deleted
  1. jmcurry

    jmcurry The Insider

    Messages:
    485
    Yes, those awkward phrases often deconstruct our clarity. I am going down, to Tampa, and will report back on a game that the Giants should win. The Ravens trash talk more than Mr. Poe himself. The Giants' locker room is already decorated with the Ravens' predictions. This reminds me of the Giants/Bills Super Bowl, when Thurman Thomas prearranged his ring-fitting before the game. Last I heard, he was still waiting for the ring. It appears to be time for another payback. I will try to post a message tomorrow, from the Giants headquarters. In the meantime, you should all go see Halle at Kama Sutra. See my separate review on this board.
  2. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

    Messages:
    2,071
    Sorry JM....I guess that line wasn't clear.

    I'm not going down to Tampa. Funny how a prepositional phrase clarifies the matter, huh?
  3. jmcurry

    jmcurry The Insider

    Messages:
    485
    You're not going down on whom? (Now that you are silver, I thought you could stand the heat)
  4. Carl M

    Carl M Hanging by a thread

    Messages:
    86
    You forgot how many Bjs performed at the back room in Mons Venus!!!
  5. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

    Messages:
    2,071
    SuperBowl Predictions. Sure Locks.

    1) SuperBowl Appearances by John Madden (1) Take the under.

    2) Dot Com ads
    First half (20) Take the under
    Second half (23) Take the under

    3) Film Highlights of Ray Caruth's career (1) Take the under

    4) Shots of women Bill Clinton would screw (20) Take the over

    5) Stories about Lap Dance Ordinances in Tampa (0) Take the over

    6) Break away shots of street walkers on Dale Marbury Blvd (1) Take the under

    7) Number of times the Giants will wish they're playing the Eagles

    First half (30) take the over
    Second half (30) take the over

    8) Number of condoms used from Saturday thru Monday in Tampa and surrounding areas (1000) Take the under (I'm not going down)