Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by *********, Mar 4, 2003.
Its nice to see you didnt forget a regular on his Bday.
I can't I just can't wit you people!
Hot You are to fuckin funny! LOL!
All you people are N-V-P-S- NUTS!
This is right where I belong, IM finally home!
Buy him Polo Blue. He could always tell his wife that he bought it himself.
Re: If he's over 45
Or a Home PSA Test Kit.
Re: Not Good
I miss those guys...hey buddy...
Dont buy him a fucking thing. If hes a married man he doesnt need anything to cause him any questions. Get real.
Give him free sex for his time. Thats the only thing that would cause no headaches for him.
If he's over 45
portable electric nose and ear hair clipper is thoughtful,practical and personal.
maybe you could dress up as Gomer Pyle and when he enters, jump out and say "Hey Sgt. Carter - su prize, su prize"
SW, they say a picture says a thousand words.
The picture I have in mind, says only one word. BLACKMAIL!
A gift that definitely keeps on giving. LOL
Also, nothing really says "surprise," like "Stick em up."
If you've only seen the guy 'a few times' then it seems like you'd be giving him a gift more as more of a marketing/customer appreciation thing than as a personal statement. As that's the case, I think you are thinking along the right lines when you mention discounts or extra time.
The problem with some kind of over-the-top service as has been suggested is that it's hard to predict what a guy will like and what might freak him out.
If some prostitute that I was seeing had a candlelit dinner waiting for me, it would freak me the hell out.
Extra time is essentially the same thing as a discount, and you really can't predict the guys schedule (if, as the title of the thread suggests, you want this to be a surprise), so I think the best idea is to offer the guy a discount.
With the extra money the guy pockets, he can go and get what he wants.
I think it's been about two or three years since I've said it, but your extremely funny keepin' it real posts are fucking awesome.
Even better still
Give me the complimentary session and you can still remain anonymous to people.
....give me the complimentary session, and you can then divulge who you are to C9.....if you want.
Tell him that in honor of his B-day that you will be giving Cloud Nine a complimentary session (after you tell me who the hell you are).
get a friend to join you for a double session, no extra charge
Swallowing would be nice.
Nothing says happy birthday like a nice sloppy blow job.
To quote the "superstar" from the much missed Ron & Fez show..
1 A 10 bag of good weed,if he smokes;or
2.A bottle of champagne
3. Nice swiss army watch. he can tell wifely he bought it for himself
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