Surprise

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  1. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    Its nice to see you didnt forget a regular on his Bday.
  2. ClubAntidote

    ClubAntidote

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    I can't I just can't wit you people!
    Hot You are to fuckin funny! LOL!
    All you people are N-V-P-S- NUTS!
    This is right where I belong, IM finally home!

    M.
  3. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Buy him Polo Blue. He could always tell his wife that he bought it himself.
  4. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Re: If he's over 45

    Or a Home PSA Test Kit.
  5. robnotbob

    robnotbob

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    Re: Not Good

    I miss those guys...hey buddy...
  6. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    Dont buy him a fucking thing. If hes a married man he doesnt need anything to cause him any questions. Get real.
    Give him free sex for his time. Thats the only thing that would cause no headaches for him.
    Last edited: Mar 6, 2003
  7. pswope

    pswope One out of three

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    If he's over 45

    portable electric nose and ear hair clipper is thoughtful,practical and personal.
  8. daengman

    daengman

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    maybe you could dress up as Gomer Pyle and when he enters, jump out and say "Hey Sgt. Carter - su prize, su prize"
  9. daro

    daro in loco CM

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    SW, they say a picture says a thousand words.
    The picture I have in mind, says only one word. BLACKMAIL!
    A gift that definitely keeps on giving. LOL

    Also, nothing really says "surprise," like "Stick em up."
    Last edited: Mar 5, 2003
  10. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    If you've only seen the guy 'a few times' then it seems like you'd be giving him a gift more as more of a marketing/customer appreciation thing than as a personal statement. As that's the case, I think you are thinking along the right lines when you mention discounts or extra time.

    The problem with some kind of over-the-top service as has been suggested is that it's hard to predict what a guy will like and what might freak him out.

    If some prostitute that I was seeing had a candlelit dinner waiting for me, it would freak me the hell out.

    Extra time is essentially the same thing as a discount, and you really can't predict the guys schedule (if, as the title of the thread suggests, you want this to be a surprise), so I think the best idea is to offer the guy a discount.

    With the extra money the guy pockets, he can go and get what he wants.
  11. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    I think it's been about two or three years since I've said it, but your extremely funny keepin' it real posts are fucking awesome.
    Last edited: Mar 5, 2003
  12. Casper

    Casper

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    Even better still

    Give me the complimentary session and you can still remain anonymous to people.
  13. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Better yet......

    ....give me the complimentary session, and you can then divulge who you are to C9.....if you want.
  14. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    Tell him that in honor of his B-day that you will be giving Cloud Nine a complimentary session (after you tell me who the hell you are).
  15. footy3

    footy3

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    get a friend to join you for a double session, no extra charge
  16. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Swallowing would be nice.
  17. Troutman

    Troutman Paste

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    Nothing says happy birthday like a nice sloppy blow job.
  18. Excitable Boy

    Excitable Boy

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    Not Good

    To quote the "superstar" from the much missed Ron & Fez show..

    NOT GOOD
  19. Excitable Boy

    Excitable Boy

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    Classic

    LMAO!!!
    Last edited: Mar 5, 2003
  20. pswope

    pswope One out of three

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    1 A 10 bag of good weed,if he smokes;or
    2.A bottle of champagne
    3. Nice swiss army watch. he can tell wifely he bought it for himself