Texas joke

Discussion in 'Texas' started by Bill Furniture, Nov 27, 2001.

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  1. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Re: ha ha

    Thanks Sal.
  2. GuidoSal

    GuidoSal

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    ha ha

    great joke
  3. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Blind Man Walking

    There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he
    arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these
    seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is
    big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to
    visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got
    a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs
    are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After
    a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
    bathroom
    was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
    The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over
    and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door,
    which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
    Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush,
    don't flush!"