The Balls are Flying

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Happy Hooker, Feb 12, 2003.

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  1. curious

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    Not necessarily; they're on the receiving end, and you're the Yanker. :p
  2. Mr. Sinatra

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    Oooooh.....so thats what the commercial says. Funny, I thought it was cheese.
  3. Happy Hooker

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    mack, I have news for you.

    I have had many Mets fan as johns that got so worked up fucking me they scream, " God, I love the Yankees. "



    Ah the power of pussy..
    Last edited: Feb 19, 2003
  4. mackolicious2000

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    --LOL-- Ain't that just like a woman.

    Trying to use that beautiful bod to convert me to a Yankee fan.

    Never gonna happin, I bleed M-E-T-S.

    But you could give a hole new meaning to "fuck the Yankees!" ;-]
  5. Happy Hooker

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    Mack, my stay in florida may be extended. I might never come back.

    But those Mets tickets would have to be exchanged for Yankee tickets..

    Hey, you said you wanted to get fucked right?
  6. mackolicious2000

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    Hey, I'm going to spring training on March 18th. I have tickets to 3 Mets games. I'm hoping I'll get fucked too, only not by Jeter, he just isn't my type.

    Speaking of which, any ideas for the West Palm, Port St. Lucie area? It's boys week out and I'm ready to roar.

    HH, I'm sorry we won't be down there on the same week. I would even buy a Yankee fan a drink now and then.
  7. justbill_redux

    justbill_redux King Missile

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    Reminds me of that Suttering John interview with Ted Williams

    Q: "Who do you think had more balls hit him on the chin, Yogi Berra or Rock Hudson"

    A:
  8. Happy Hooker

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    Looks like I will be there when the balls are flying!

    I made an impulsive decision yesterday to fly to Florida the first week of March for spring training. ( my first ever, spring training and trip to florida)

    I will NOT be working, I wont even have my laptop!! I am going for complete and total relaxation, and to see my man Jeter hit some balls. Or hopefully hit his balls on my chin.

    I will be going to only one game. I tried for two, but the Atlanta game is sold out. So after the game I am heading to the beach for some sun and boy and girl watching!!

    I better get to suck Derek or I will be one pissed off Hooker when I get back! And you dont want to see me in a bad mood.
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  9. daro

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    NO LAPTOP! Best I can do is a used ghetto blaster. LOL.

    OK you're a WOC. Last time I looked, that's what Jseah cooks his dinner in, and it's color is black.

    P.S. Glad you're in a good mood. Thank God, somebody's laying
    the pipe, to this crazy WOCO.
  10. Happy Hooker

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    ohhh I am so scared all the Mut..ahh Mets fans are coming out.. Big bullies beating up on the poor defenseless Yankee fan..


    Its all good Thorn, I am in a fantabulous mood today. Take your best shot baby. When we hanging? I need to kick it.



    Daro, dammit!!! I will get that laptop out of you yet..

    oh and whos black? I am not black you dumbie. I am a WOC!! And dont you forget it!!!!
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  11. Thorn

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    Sorry.... couldn't resist.

    Hope your funny bone is intact. :D
  12. Thorn

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    HEY!!!!!

    Us Mets fans aren't that uncouth.

    I'm sure you'll get fucked at least 4 times this week.

    [ducking and running]
  13. shorty

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    I saw the author and title of this thread and thought it was BJ giveaway days again......

    Damn it!
  14. daro

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    Happy Hooker, yes I'm a Mets fan. I appreciate what the
    Yankee's have done. I appreciate what they haven't done
    lately, even more. Don't be hyping that raw fish eater, like he's
    the second coming of Lou Gehrig. He ain't even Wally Pipp.
    I heard of coming up from the minors, but he came up from the bottom of the ocean.
    Last week you were pissing and moaning, (then again what
    makes last week any different) that nobody wants to fuck you
    anymore. You change your handle, and now you're getting
    fucked more than a new alter boy.
    BTW, in the last 2 months, I didn't GET FUCKED once.

    You may have a new HH handle, but you're still the same big, black, mean, bad ass, try to hit me up for a laptop, Vanessa/Kimmie.
    You can go STFU also.

    P.S. It is nice pitchers and catchers report this week.
    I hope Mike P's knees hold up. The time off may have
    helped, unless Sam Champion was doing a lot of pitching
    in the off season.
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  15. pswope

    pswope One out of three

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    Why do u think I see working girls.

    (Even the guys at the KMI bar diss me)
  16. mitchmaxx

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    Daro, LOLLL, f-n funny shit, F the Yankees.... IMHO
  17. Happy Hooker

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    daro, you are obviously a Mets fan. Don't playa hate, instead appreciate.


    I guess the Yankees have an excellent chance of winning because I have been fucked more times today then you probably have in the last 2 months..... so STFU.
  18. daro

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    Happy Hooker, you and the Yankees have a lot in common.
    Your best days are both behind you.

    1. Pitching didn't get better. It got older.

    2.Godzilla - all he ever beat was Mothra.

    3. Stronger offense - all you added was a sushi eater.
    refer to 2.

    4. Derek Jeter - getting soft. Fucking too many white women.

    5. They'll be around in October. But not mid/late october.


    BTW, they did win it all last year right. Oh no, it was the year
    before. Wasn't it. I don't think so. How long ago was it?

    P.S. You got a better chance of getting fucked 3 times this week,
    than the yanks winning it all.
  19. Happy Hooker

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    Has anyone ever told you that you could ruin a wet dream?
  20. pswope

    pswope One out of three

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    Better hope Mariano is old self,otherwise no WS for Georgie.