I had a street walker once, in a hotel room who pulled a knife on me and try to rob me. I picked up a chair and swung it at her, trying to knock it out of her hand. I eventually knocked the knife out of her hand, and she ran out of there screaming bloody murder. I got out of there with haste. Two, I was in the back seat of a girl's car getting a hummer when two muggers, got in the front seat, produced a gun and tried to rob us. They got the girl's purse and cellphone. Three, I had a Heroine addict nod out on me with my schlong in her mouth...I thought I'd be very screwed if she woke up and her first instinct was to clamp down... Four, I was parked in a cruising area with my partner when I was doing security work, scoping out the pavement princesses when 4 Guradian Angels surrounded us threatened to rough us up. We produced licensed pistols and threatened to shoot each of them... twice.