The deaf single guy looking for NYC (Queens) escorts?

Discussion in 'New York' started by S50H, Mar 8, 2006.

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  1. DoNotDisturb

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    WOW, do they think we all look like David Ortiz? ;)
  2. elmo16

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    They all scream "I poppy"! That's pretty hot.
  3. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    ..."Hurry up you fat white man , I have to pick up hose from daycare and

    I think you knocked my diaphram out of place"........

    Aronka gringo !
  4. lepke

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    Whats funny is when you are bangin a spanish chick and she starts yelling shit at you in spanish......You know you are doin some work but you just don't know what the fuck they are saying.....
  5. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    nevermind
    Last edited: Mar 18, 2006
  6. NoBiscuit

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    I become deaf when they ask for a tip. :)
  7. elmo16

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    No hablo ingles

    I generally prefer Hispanic women. If I'm lucky, they don't speak a word of English.
  8. elmo16

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    No hablo ingles

    I generally prefer Hispanic women. If I'm lucky, they don't speak a word of English.

    I don't speak English
  9. curious

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    Yep, you're an egomaniac.
  10. elmo16

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    What a great reply. Fucking funny!!
    Last edited: Mar 12, 2006
  11. justlooking

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    It's funny, cuz lots of girls whisper your name into my ear, and it does nothing for me.
  12. justlooking

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    So now you need them in their eighties?
  13. RuffToy

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    So lets' see, that means you were 15, 16, or 17 at the time. Way to fuckin go! I was 19 when I had an affair with a 30's lady. This is the main reason I like them mature and knowledgeable.
  14. jras

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    did she know you were deaf?
  15. Slinky Bender

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    A long time ago I used to see this older (at that time for me) woman (in her thirties, which almost double my age). We only did it in one postion; facing eachother sitting up. She would put her lips right by my ear while slowly grinding herself on my dick and whispering the filthiest things into my ear. I used to shoot so hard I thought she'd end up on the ceiling.

    My ATF used to pull me in close and just whisper my name into my ear. Just thinking about it now gives me a hardon.
  16. justlooking

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    Old tired JAG story. Not worth repeating at this late date.
  17. elmo16

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    I just thought of something. I you were blind, you wouldn't care what the women looked like and you would be real easy to please.

    Another thought, if a man had been born blind, what would he fantasize about?

    Perhaps he would have to feel her wriste, Like in "Ray".
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2006
  18. knight76

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    I guess he wont hear anything from this forum now.
  19. Mr. Wet Wooly

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    Huh? What?........What?
  20. NoBiscuit

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    horny?