The greatest idea I've ever had

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by johnpet, Feb 6, 2006.

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  1. johnpet

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    Which is exactly what I want - to be treated special. Lie to me. Waiters do. Good waiters make you feel special. Horrible waiters make it clear they hate their jobs. If I'm shelling out money for a service at least fake it well.

    Do you really see Shannon? She's a hottie!!!
  2. manohgod2

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    lol blahmonkey...johnpet, regardless of what an escort says you can't really trust many of them. (that is not to say that there aren't some classy lasies out there)
  3. blahmonkey

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    I've seen Shannon 5 times. I drive to see her in my shiny new blue Ford Focus. Then I flash my business card (printed em up on my puter the other night, wink wink). She told me how she likes to keep things exclusive and sees only a few guys at a time, a select clientele. I told her I could care less about that then she told me the truth. She said she sees 5-8 guys a day, she just uses that line to make guys feel special.
  4. Thorn

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    Now that I can believe far more readily than The Waffle House business.

    Look at Cody... his only problem was that he ripped her a new one when he went to tap that ass. He should have been a lot more gentel about it. It would have saved him many problems.

    Thorn, being uncharacteristically uncouth
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    I am frequently more than 100 miles from NYC. :)
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    what about hotel staff???

    I have a client of mine who travels a LOT...he's a 747 pilot.

    Last week, during a break, we were talking about his job and I asked if he could get women more easily because of his uniform.

    He said he didn't chase the girls in the plane, he said they were boring and didn't like to hang out.

    He told me in, he get the girls working in the some of the hotels he stays. I asked if they were civvies or pros. He said some give it for free but that he paid for most of them.

    They would give him a hint when he checks in and later, after their shifts is over, they would stop by for some $over$ time. Some even would make a stop at his room during their working hours for a quick $bj$.

    I guess you can find girls willing to go the extra mile in any commercial establishment.
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  7. UG Staff

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    There isn't a Waffle House within 100 miles of NYC. But there is an IHOP in Harlem (but it seems like the one's in NJ and Queens might be closer). I see there's one near the Ficha Houses in Jakson Heights. I wonder if the boys go there for any 4AM chica breakfeasts? (Thursday thru Sunday, of course).
  8. Thorn

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    You have that wrong.

    Nope.

    I said that everything has a specific intrinsic value placed on it by the individual that makes sense to that person in their world.

    Do I think a P4P date with a Heidi Klum is worth more than one with Miki the GMILF? You betcha. But I can't reach Heidi on the phone anymore. Damn restraining orders. :)
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  9. Thorn

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    LOL. Have you seen some of the waitresses that work at the various "Waffle House" restuarants?

    I can see it now. A young gal takes a job at a Waffle House for $2.85/hr plus tips, only to be sucked into the moral morass of... wait for it...

    The Waffle Gals Prostitution Ring.

    Would make a great dime novel though.
  10. johnpet

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    Because you're assuming and whore is a whore is a whore. There's a BIG difference betwen going to some skanky apartment, seeing a "5" who's slighly overweight and quite frankly, doesn't fake it well. Compare that to seeing a 10 - hotter than hell and she treats you like gold.

    What you saying is a Ford Focus is identical to a Ferrarri and to support your argument you'll say "both are cars with 4 wheels and they both get you from A to B." You also have the "Ford" whore and the "Ferrari" whore - and if I have to explain the difference to you than you've never seen the latter.
  11. Thorn

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    BTW, it may be that maintaining those two concepts as your guideline to P4P is how you keep from crossing certain lines in this business.

    Just a notion.
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    That is certainly one way to look at it. But how about these:

    "X" makes a certain amount of money that is more than "Y" makes. Why should "X" pay more for the exact same something than "Y" does simply because he makes more?

    Than there is this way to look at it.

    All things in the world have a specific intrinsic value set by the indivdual and precise to their view of the world. So if "X" gives a vacation in Europe "A" and a fine dining event "B" intrinsic values; how much compared to "A" and "B" is an hours worth of sex?
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  13. UG Staff

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    A lot of the time..... zero.
  14. johnpet

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    It's funny to come onto message boards and find that some people think the entire hooker world is $150/hr fat buck-toothed chicks. Anyone ever heard of Heidi Fliess? How much do you think Charlie Sheen pays for a session?
  15. travis13

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    We agree again......

    I'm sure Ford sells a lot of Focus'. I personally wouldn't be caught dead in one,
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  17. johnpet

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    I don't expect everyone to agree. My favorite girl to see is Shannon. She only sees professional men and you have to show your business card. Obivously guys don't know about that little rule until they get to her door but no card, no entry. Her prices are purposely high to keep the trash away and she sees far less guys than the average girl. I like that because when I show up I know she's not in the process of wiping the cum off her mouth from the guy who left 5 minutes ago. Her hotness factor is a 9.5.

    I'm sure Ford sells a lot of Focus'. I personally wouldn't be caught dead in one.
  18. travis13

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    Well finally something I agree .....

    With on this thread.......... john do as you please and enjoy just don't expect everyone to agree especially on a board.......

    Be Careful out there
  19. johnpet

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    Why not get a handjob from a MP? Because they're rip-offs; lackluster handjobs from either some old or fat chick. Also, it's a much higher probability of getting busted.

    And your analogy is wrong. You're trying to compare a Ford focus to a Ferrari. I guess what you're say it a whore's a whore. I disagree entirely. There's a whole other world out there - that you obviously don't know about nor have the money for - where drop dead gorgeous Playboy-esque solid 10 girls will literally treat you like a king. Absolutely anything you want with no 'tude and she'll make you feel like she's falled in love with you. Thier acting could win an oscar and it feels great to be with someone who at least acts and treats you like this is a service business - which is it. But that comes with a price. And it's a price a lot of guys are willing to pay for. Including me.

    You're obviously "as long as it gets me from A to B" guy. I want to arrive in style. Anyone can fuck some fat chick. I can go to a bar and fuck a fat chick. Why would anyone blow any money on a "5" or "6"? To me that's just a complete waste. If I'm gonna risk getting caught and ruining my life it's gonna be for some drop dead gorgeous hookers. At least I can explain that to my buddies while I'm in jail. I sure as hell couldn't explain fucking some used up fat whore. I have a rule for my hobby - I'm not messing around with anyone worse looking than my wife.
  20. blahmonkey

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    Sure, everything is relative but Bill Gates wouldn't pay $120,000 for a Ford Focus even though he could and it would make no difference to him. Why not just get a handjob from a MP or a jack shack or whatever for less money and less trouble?? Is it the thrill of "tricking" the girl or are you actually looking to get into the porn biz?? I guess it would be fun to film a girl giving me a handjob but in the end I just wanna get it done and the less money and hassle the better.