The Hard Times of a Gay Major Leauger

Discussion in 'Sports' started by DickTheLawyer, Jul 20, 2006.

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  1. scoochamenz1

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    i'd have to work 250 lifetimes to make what he makes in a year.
  2. Mr. User Name

    Mr. User Name

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    Well said, my good man.
  3. Mr. Wet Wooly

    Mr. Wet Wooly

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    The former.

    I don't hate him, but he could improve a little in the clutch hitting and defense departments.
  4. SlickWilly

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    So what is it that you guys really hate about A-Rod? Is it that he doesn't get as many clutch hits as Ortiz or that you'd have to work about 250 lifetimes for what he will make during his contract?
  5. Mr. Wet Wooly

    Mr. Wet Wooly

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    Right about now the Rod is giving Bobby A. a welcome-to-the-squad blowjob in the locker room shower. Loosens him up for BP.
  6. DickTheLawyer

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    Well true confessions time. I guess my bare chested pose in the paper was the last straw. Now, it takes me three hops to throw the ball to first base. Those homophobes at Stankee Stadium make me so mad! Please tell them to stop.

    Alex.