The mail I get....

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by Allen, Feb 19, 2003.

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  1. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Re: Going Down

    Watch what you wish for!
  2. pswope

    pswope One out of three

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    Didn't Slinky tell you he hands out UG VIP cards at parties?


    (did you notice that each VIP is a working girl)
  3. Casper

    Casper

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    Going Down

    Damn I missed it again. Can I get a redo?
  4. jrman66

    jrman66 Ma-Ling Bok Ma Wong Gee

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    That's the first laugh I've had all day. Now I know why I am addicted to this site.
  5. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Hey Allen....

    ....PLEASE get a tag for C9, so I can get my comic!
    Last edited: Feb 20, 2003
  6. greekgirlinnj

    greekgirlinnj in loco CD

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    allen remember what i told ya

    u have limited time left and remember say CHEESE..
  7. Allen

    Allen Webmaster?

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    fyi, it's gonna go down for another 20 mins today. should be the last time for a while.
  8. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    No chance to that!
  9. Casper

    Casper

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    Shit now you tell me . I could have been pissing off everyone on the board already. Tell me where, I'm there. I might even bring you a gift or two. Been way too long and I'm not in Westbumblefuck too often.
  10. mercydancer

    mercydancer

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    If you don't play nice, the next time I see you, I'll have to tie you up and lick you until you ALMOST cum.hehehe
  11. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    Im guilty, I was one of them. (you mean there are no dues on this board?)
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  12. mercydancer

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    Don't worry Slinky and Allen, I'll come to your rescue. Just as soon as I find my baseball bat and tickets to DR, and ooppss, I got to get a new bathing suit first, and.......
    There isnt enough Jack Daniels on this planet that would get me to ever accept the job you guys do.eech !!
    I'll stick to sucking cocks, it's easier.LOL
  13. Casper

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    Either I missed it or you edited it as I was typing mine. I bet Allen's got a boat handy in case he needs to dispense of some bodies. But shhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Ok time for me to play nicey nice.
  14. greekgirlinnj

    greekgirlinnj in loco CD

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    oh casper did u read my post i did threaten him..but i think it turned him on more than anything
  15. Allen

    Allen Webmaster?

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    Physical harm....I'll let Slinky tell that story if he wants to..
  16. Casper

    Casper

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    Allen at least they have not threatened physical harm, yet.
    When UG is unavailable I'm just as frustrated as the next guy but never considered shooting off and e*mail. Next time.
  17. greekgirlinnj

    greekgirlinnj in loco CD

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    allen but i *****ed u a nice picture of me and i told u to get it up or i was gonna ***** u a punch to your snot box..,.,

    allen its cool..one word for ya SKINNYYYYYY..

    PS DONT FORGET U HAVE TILL TOMMOROW.....:)
    Last edited: Feb 19, 2003
  18. Samanthofny

    Samanthofny

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    Allen, I'd like to personally thank you for that funny yet prolific post. What insight, what comedey, what truth!



    "shrug" brown nosing slinky doesn't work much these days, I thought I'd try something new, after all one of these days he's got to get his ass back here to NY and leave those Dominican chicks alone.


    HH leVE aLLEN ALONE YOU DO REALISE HE IS A VERY VERY BUSY MAN!
  19. Happy Hooker

    Happy Hooker

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    Well excuse me for bitchin.

    The problem is UG goes down more then I do.
  20. Allen

    Allen Webmaster?

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    when UG is taken down. some snippets:

    Dont you know I cant live without my UG fix??

    GET THE SITE UP AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT

    WTF - I'm a VIP member and can't get in
    (I have no idea what a vip member is btw)

    Dude, I REALLY need to get on right now!

    WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???

    I'm a paying member and I can't access your site!

    ***and of course my favorite - 10 or so each time***

    WHY HAVE YOU/SLINKY BANNED ME??