The UG Day Planner

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by buddyyy, Feb 27, 2003.

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  1. oddfellow4870

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    Consulting firm ...???


    UG - A new paradigm in facilitation


    UG - Creating a synthesis of pupose


    UG - Matrix based acquisitions and mergers
  2. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    Nah, that would be modernization through departmentalization.

    (But Where everybody knows you're lame was my favorite)
  3. buddyyy

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    You are right. I didn't really focus on it.

    I guess after many years working as a whore you still think like one even if you have 'retired'.
  4. jseah

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    makes it sound like a freakin' consulting firm........
  5. buddyyy

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    I think it important that the tag line be snappy. 'Rationalization Through Compartmentalization' has a ring to it.
  6. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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  7. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    UG - Home of rationalization through convenient compartmentalization.

    UG - A special place where lying is honesty.

    UG - Where everybody knows you're lame.
  8. Mr. Sinatra

    Mr. Sinatra

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    George Pataki says:


    UG and NY......Perfect Together.




    [​IMG] "Howz about a BBBJ???????
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  9. buddyyy

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    UG - There's Never A Bad Time For A BJ
  10. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    since noone but ug members understand what its all about, I think trading cards would be a good idea.
    Ill trade you one swope, one BF, and one casper, for One Slinky hologram card.
  11. escortworks

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    UG - U GET what you paid for
  12. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    UG - Finding the provider of your dreams for $400 / hr.
    Finding the provider of your dreams for $200 / hr. and
    she shows up on time.
    Not having Kimmie hijack your thread - Priceless!
  13. oddfellow4870

    oddfellow4870

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    UG - Your satisfaction connection

    UG - The way it ought to be

    UG - where dreamboys meet their doom

    UG - Inquiring dicks want to know
  14. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    UG- Please don't feed the Kimmie's.

    UG- Millions of johns served.

    UG- With the Goodwhorekeeping seal of approval.
  15. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    UG- Shouldn't you be working right now?

    UG- Recommended since the days of caveman. (must be pronounced correctly)

    UG- 4 out 5 lawyers use UG instead of TBD to help prevent tooth decay.

    UG- Just like Slinky- seamy, cheap and useless. (I'm sorry Aristotle wrote that one.)

    UG- Any Philly UTR information must be sent to CloudNine @ fakee*mailaddy.com
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  16. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    UG- The best way to waste your time.

    UG- The furthest thing from good, clean fun.

    UG- Dere's whores up in dem dar hills.

    UG- Everyone's welcome, unles you're under 18, looking to shill, self-post, post your e*mail addy, post in a thread about ****, or many other things that may piss off Slinky.

    UG- Clinically proven to be 80% more addicting than heroin.

    UG- The surgeon general warns that this board may cause throat pollyps.
  17. hot4chicks

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    Maybe sb could offer advertising opportunities to lawyers and bail-bondsmen in the day-timer.
  18. buddyyy

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    As most of you know it seems there has been an increase lately in no shows and lateness on the part of providers. (Well maybe there has not been an increase but thanks to the effort of one of our members we are starting to realize that not showing up is not “normal”.)

    In the process of talking this problem to death on UG someone mentioned that most providers are not Franklin Day Timer folks – and that got me thinking. Maybe its not that their not Day Timer folks but nobody has every given them one. I mean while I have used one, I never bought one. It seems like each year many of the people I do business with send me one as a gift - with the name of their firm embossed on the cover. But probably most of the people that providers do business with don’t give them day timers as gifts.

    But that might all be about to change. Allen and Slinky need to get a UG day timer made up. It would solve all sorts of problems. They could sell them and that would help solve the money problem. Guys could buy them and give them to their favorite providers and that could help solve the gifts for providers problem. And of course when the providers start using them it would help solve the time problem.

    But there is one problem. It seems that all of these day timers not only have the name of the firm but also a logo and some snappy tag line. But UG does not seem to have an official tag line. So all we have to do to solve all these problems is come up with some snappy tag line. Something like “I Joined UG and Got Fucked”. But I recognize that that one sucks which is why I started this thread. We need to come up with a UG tag line. So get those creative juices flowing and post your best suggestions.

    Who knows if someone comes up with something really good maybe Slinky and Allen will do mugs, tee shirts, and mouse pads.