Things to ponder between erections.......

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by One Eyed Trouser Trout, Oct 26, 2001.

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  1. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    "Things to ponder between erections....... "

    Is this what a girl is supposed to think about when she's with two guys ?????
  2. Phantom

    Phantom

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    Hey OETT

    That must have been some mind blowing sex that caused you to ponder the points you did.

    Wanna tell us who the babe is?
  3. TuckernotSucker

    TuckernotSucker

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    Holy Shit Batman

    ....I never thought OETT was so philosofical. I am impressed.
  4. Thorn

    Thorn

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    HP,

    Sounds more like Carlin the Wright. :)
  5. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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    I say JoPa.......

    you say 'Terno'

    JoPa
    Terno

    JoPa
    Terno

    Finally, he's beaten the Bear. Maybe now he'll retire so that we can get some decent football back to Happy Valley.
  6. Carl M

    Carl M Hanging by a thread

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    Geez!!!

    Hey Cowboy fan, I think you should stick to Football oriented discussion- LOL!!!
  7. Hotpuppy

    Hotpuppy Mr.Butterworth

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    Sounds like you just got out of a Stephen Wright concert.
    HP
  8. Allen

    Allen Webmaster?

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    I needed that...
  9. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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