this is why you should NEVER mess with UG Staff

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  1. jp1064

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    I wasn't quoting Billy!
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  2. johnpet

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    And socially and emotionally retarded.
  3. letsgetstarted

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    I need one of those.
  4. fumpton

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    you'll have a better chance finding a real 20yr old non-pro, who's a real GFE/PSE, multi pops, DATY, BBBJ, greek provider with real pics, and returns calls within an hour for under 150/hr on CL.
  5. curious

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    Any guy who meets a woman through the escort business (particularly the web-based escort business) and thinks he's going to make a 'girlfriend' out her is deluding himself.
  6. MackeyDeSade

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    the real reason you should never date a whore/ex-whore

    The real reason why you should NEVER mess with UG staff:

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    WhackyDeSade might chop you up and feed you to the fishes.

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    you might spend an hour trying to think up a clever rejoinder to her witty. delicously double-meaning post that recalls something of a tender moment between the two of you and realizing that you can't, that you've wasted your time, as you have all along
  7. SubmissiveAngel

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    The real reason why you should NEVER mess with UG staff:

    WhackyDeSade might chop you up and feed you to the fishes.
  8. MackeyDeSade

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    1. Agreed.

    2. Disagree. First, trust would be implicit in a party's willingness to enter into a non-verifiable agreement in the first place. Second, some people are just plain bad for some people to associate with, whether because of what they do or what they represent.

    3. Okay. Thank you for your specific answer.

    4. Disagree.

    5. Nobody's blaming you for anything.
  9. MackeyDeSade

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    I should add, I now realize, that my purpose in asking you this question is solely to clarify the historical record, nothing will de determined by your answer.
  10. Slinky Bender

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    PS If she had any desire to have sex with me, it would have happened already.
  11. Slinky Bender

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    Normally, I would just delete the above post because it's clearly someone comming here to piss on my living room floor. However, given this person's past compulsive behaviour towards me, I think that would only result in higher levels of agression. So, for the GP here, please ignore this.

    1) Any contract between two parties only binds the parties who have agreed to it. It doesn't bind any third parties, and especially any third parties who don't even have any knowledge of it.

    2) Anyone who has to make deals with an SO where they demand that the SO not see, speak to, etc. any particular person has neither any trust for the SO nor any realistic sense of what a "relationship" is.

    3) If this is the person is who I think it is, I never had "sex" with her, and the only form of intimate contact I ever had with her was a somewhat public blowjob at a fairly public event which was reasonably widely publicized (I'm pretty sure even right here).

    4) I highly doubt that you will accept any answer aside from what you've already decided as to what happened as "the truth".

    5) Perhaps you should look at your own actions, rather than blaming others for your relationship issues.
  12. MackeyDeSade

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    Question Time

    Greetings SlinkyBender:

    In Homer's Iliad, two warriors -- one Greek, one Trojan -- meet on the battlefield. They do not recognize each other. Wanting to know who he is fighting, they stop and -- as the fighting roars around them -- one asks the other his name. They realize that, years before, their fathers had been friends. Based on this, each agrees not to harm the other. They exchange armor to seal their words.

    We are not warriors, nor are our tribes at war. There has been hostility between us, this is true, but -- as the story above illustrates -- men of character can set hostility aside for the sake of tradition, for the sake of a greater good, for the sake of honor itself. I have a question, a question for which I would like -- in this tradition, for these reasons -- an honest answer.

    As you may know, a mutual associate of ours and I entered into an exclusive arrangement some months ago. As part of that arrangement, she was generally discouraged from keeping company with people from her previous life as a provider; she was also specifically prohibited -- as a condition of our continued relationship -- from associating with you.

    She broke that condition (movie). Not only did she break that condition, but she did so under circumstances (after movie) that would -- I firmly believe -- lead a reasonable person to rationally conclude that the two of you had some kind of intimate encounter. As a result of this, our relationship has been severed.

    My question to you is: did you or did you not (withing the last six months) have sex of any kind with her?

    I realize that you may not be willing to give me an honest answer. However, if this is your immediate impulse, I ask you to repress it. I ask you, as one warrior would, as one honorable man would another, to give me honest answer. Feel free to respond either here or to my ****** (which I'm sure you have access to).
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  13. Ozzy

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    Just so it's clear...

    What "staff" said.
  14. UG Staff

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    The fact that something doesn't exist never stops rumors from flying about anything.
  15. vermeer

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    is there actually a ts brothel? i imagine it would be difficult to recruit and maintain a staff of trannies who actually look like women, and whose anuses can withstand dozens of daily visitors.



  16. kassyS

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    Oh, yeah, just bring a pop pistol of adequate size.
    Love ya.
  17. fumpton

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    it's "I wanna BANG her".

    if you're going to quote the Flounder, get it right
  18. jp1064

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    I wanna fuck her!
  19. Ozzy

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    You could always drop Benders name... I'm sure that would get the attention of half the TS's in NY... especially the ones who work at that TS brothel Bender is rumored to visit.

    Bender might be innocent of Tiffs website re-design.... but we all know where the idea and format originated.
  20. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    I guess NJ has it's benefits.....there I just worry about getting car jacked.

    I can tell you that one thing I've never worried about while driving through the meat packing district was a TS trying to jump in my car! LOL