to confusing for me--

Discussion in 'Craigs list & Backpage' started by qqq35, Dec 19, 2005.

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  1. WAYNEZEE1

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    Unbelieveable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. partyboy1

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    how much for a golden shower?

    how about to defecate on her face?

    I'd probably have to mortgage the house, which wouldn't make it possible
  3. Bandaid

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    Damn, Cono's right. I can see going to see her and ending up owing $1,000 without realizing it. WTF, does she have some kind of bar code thing she scans when she starts doing something?
  4. conoworld

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    one mistake and the upsell could cost you hundreds this whore selling ass or used cars or did I just enter into a completely different price category
  5. coreman

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    look like cum in for 400.

    Well, at least it doesn't seem like there will be any suprises
  6. qqq35

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    wonder what raw no pull it costs. and why would i pull out if im going raw? who would trust a guy to pull out.
  7. manohgod2

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    Well yeah thats the point of this post, to show you that it makes no sense at all.
  8. neilz

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    It costs more to pull out and not cum.
    How much sence does that make !!!!
  9. MetroJay1

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    funny comments: Priceless
  10. yamaha

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    if this is true did she send pics smells fishy to me too much info you can also get this for 150 not 700 unless she is beautiful then it's another story sign me up then because it's worth a try.
  11. rocketman29

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    how much for anal ring toss? It was free for Abmer Louima. Damn that was messed up.
  12. fumpton

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    so if you bring in another provider's price list, do you think she'll match the advertised rates and give you a 10% discount too?

    hey, if P.C. Richards does it, maybe she'll do it too.
  13. vermeer

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    But how much is it to beat her with a dead fish, and bust a watermellon on her head?
  14. erueru

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    Whew!
    I'm exhausted...

    I wonder,if during the fun, whether she's got a pad and pencil tallying it up, or does she add it up in her head.

    Can you imagine trying to reconcile the bill at the end?
    Last edited: Dec 28, 2005
  15. manohgod2

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    Here is the updated version:

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  16. neilz

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    How much to dial the phone and listen to her voice?
  17. manohgod2

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    well she sure clarified things for you...
  18. qqq35

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    this was her response to my ***** info request
  19. conoworld

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    Your right I cant tell if it's her list to santa or just her laundry list? but I'm sure who ever answers this ad will end up spending a fortune to find out he woould have been better off staying home and jerking off!
  20. qqq35

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    found this yesterday ---

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