Valentine's is around the corner, but what if.....

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by betty_snj, Jan 21, 2003.

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  1. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Mental note to self.....(no you idiot, write it down).....must make an appointment with Betty to take care of two necessary evils.
  2. betty_snj

    betty_snj

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    matter of fact YES....there is a good steak restaurant in the hotel and a juicy steak is on the room service menu :)
  3. capitan

    capitan

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    Betty,

    As you can see from my posts here, I'm an AMP/MP guy usually getting what I want from my local places. However, the steak and BBJ deal does sound inviting.....and the steak can wait until some later date.

    Straight ahead,
    Capy
  4. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Does your incall have good steaks on their room service menue?
  5. betty_snj

    betty_snj

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    the joke is not mine...got in the mail from a friend.
    But is not a bad idea huh?
  6. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    That steak and blowjob day joke has been on the internet for at least 5 years that I recall.

    It's a shame my wife doesn't buy into "commercial" holidays. (It wouldn't surprise me if the Cattle Farmers Association started it.)
  7. Casper

    Casper

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    All we need to survive is FOOD, Television w/remote and SEX. Not in that order and not just once a day.
  8. Shoreguy

    Shoreguy Silver

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    $$$$$$

    I know about the BJ but do I have to pay for the steak too?
  9. capitan

    capitan

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    Betty,

    You___D E F I N I T E L Y___ have the right idea!!! I'm ready for March 20th. I love a good steak with a couple of good beers, and a good BBJ is the best thing going.

    Straight ahead,
    Capy
  10. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Just give me a Pepsi and swallow a load or two or three and it's a Happy Valentine's Day for me.
  11. betty_snj

    betty_snj

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    exactly...but even on Valentine's Day men never get what they really want.

    Right guys?
  12. Casper

    Casper

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    I like this sweet side of you. There goes your bad rep.
  13. *********

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    Betty what are you trying to do to the female population babe? Were not trying to go back to the caveman era. j/k

    I thought Valentine's was an equal opportunity holiday. A special time to honor your relationship and love for your significant other not another chore. Maybe when you love someone, it's important to let them know how valuable they are to you and you have to show them your love everyday possible in simple and grand ways.
  14. betty_snj

    betty_snj

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    there is a new holiday?


    """Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for
    your wife or
    girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any
    other baubles that
    women find romantic.

    Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
    special holiday for the
    ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a
    whole are either
    too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new
    holiday has been
    created.

    March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective
    and
    self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can
    have a day to show
    your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special
    nights on the
    town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
    That's it.

    This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher
    in a new age of
    love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure
    a more memorable
    March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

    The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a
    little push to start
    the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to
    this crazy world."""

    Got this in the mail from a good friend and wanted to share with you :)