Valhalla AMP

Discussion in 'NJ/NY/CT Massage / Spa' started by jonkob, May 8, 2006.

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  1. FinalAscent

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    I've been there... quality massages, but repeated visits bring no extras or anything.

    Not surprised - their hours are only 10:00 am - 8:00 or 8:30 PM, and they have all sorts of signage discouraging anything other than massages.

    They do have a "four hand" option (two women) that feels out of this world.
  2. jonkob

    jonkob

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    No Extras :(

    been 3 times now, no extras offered not even a tug
  3. DrtyGuy

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    poptarts?

    Thanks, but I'm alergic to rat feces.
  4. Troutman

    Troutman Paste

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    That would be ONE pop tart. They don't have a shelf life, they have a half life.
  5. shorty

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    That's kind of redundant considering the question, isn't it?

    Thread title = "Valhalla AMP"
    AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
    Valhalla = location

    The assumption is that AMPs have Asian Staff. If there were russian staff, it would have been RMP. It they were latin, it would LMP...etc... etc...

    And all hobbying experiences are YMMV.....




    Thanks for playing along though dirty. You get a toaster and a year's supply of poptarts as consulation prize.....
  6. DrtyGuy

    DrtyGuy

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    This place is an AMP in Valhalla, staffed by Asian maseuses. YMMV.
  7. ZagatMP

    ZagatMP

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    tock tick tock tick tock tick
  8. buff

    buff

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    Why can't it ever start with tock first.
  9. Sidekicks

    Sidekicks Moderator

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    read the rules fewl......
  10. jonkob

    jonkob

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    sorry i dont get it
  11. JackCT

    JackCT

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    Try the Search Tab

    They never learn.
  12. yonkershobbyist

    yonkershobbyist

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    tick tock tick tock
  13. jonkob

    jonkob

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    Any reviews for this place?