What do you do best?

Discussion in 'New York' started by wimpy, Dec 27, 2000.

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  1. TuckernotSucker

    TuckernotSucker

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    Oh MY Gosh

    What I do best is satisfy them. Mostly with oral skills learned by one of them. Then I hope they satisfy me. If they are too good looking I am distracted by keeping my eyes open. Thats a real challenge.
  2. Ozzy

    Ozzy

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    i ment for them to charge you half price.
  3. fender

    fender

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    i've been told

    that i have a 'beautiful cock', & this feels especially good from the lips of a voluptuous redhead.
  4. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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    What, are you kidding????? At least they attempt to protect my fragile self esteem with their subtantial abilities to act. I ain't gonna ruin that
  5. Ozzy

    Ozzy

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    now if only you could convince providers that.
  6. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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    Well, it's not so bad. My urologist only charges me half
  7. ryan

    ryan

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    I hate when that happens
  8. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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    It's embarrasing.

    I went into the john at halftime today, grabbed a pube by mystake and pissed myself.

    Size does matter
  9. littleguy

    littleguy Gold

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    Beg. Next is Pay.

    ONTT, Great answer !!!!
  10. fletch

    fletch Voice of Reason

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    I get along well with everyone.
  11. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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    What I hear most often is:

    "Who ya plan on satisfying with that (pointing to my dick)?

    And my answer is always the same "me"
  12. pswope

    pswope One out of three

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    I've been told by many ladies that I pay promptly and in the correct amount.


    Bitches




    Happy now APM/TFH

    [Edited by pswope on 01-08-2001 at 10:56 AM]
  13. robnotbob

    robnotbob

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    Hey wimpy I've heard that too (about me, that is).

    I'm also well groomed and shower before hand.

    Hey..let's compare notes
  14. ryan

    ryan

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    I've been told a few times I have such a big one... ROTFLMAO ! It's nice to hear, but honest I'm just average. This must be a standard provider line or something...
  15. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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  16. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    Maybe it's my low self-esteem, but I don't tend to put a lot of (long term) weight on what I'm told in a session. I've always assumed that my two best traits were paying in full and showing up showered.
  17. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Rember the line from Risky Business ? "I like your friends Joel.........".
  18. Ozzy

    Ozzy

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    over tipping!
  19. wimpy

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    Have providers ever said that you do certain things well. IE on certain occassions I dine at the Y. I have been told I am exceptional at that. What is your best trait?