What is the Proper Etiquette for Ass-Play

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by fairemily, Aug 9, 2006.

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  1. curious

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    The guy who offers the extra $1000 is often the "right" guy.

    (Or at least "more right" than those who don't)
  2. genius

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    Your point was understood.

    A problem that the women (e.g. Alisha Adams)have is even if they let you know they obviously do not want to offer such services they can still get a "You sure you don't want .... by the right guy?" remark that I felt was dismissing their feelings on the subject.
  3. Slinky Bender

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    Should have included the usual disclaimer that "no" doesn't mean totally zero..... but a rareity. So my point got lost.
  4. genius

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    It looks to my niave mind that Alisha Adams has done just that - it doesn't seem to me to be foreign to her.

    The lady says it as gently and unambiguously as possible:

    My site reads ... I do not speek[sic] greek and that goes both ways ...
    You dont mess with mine ... and I WILL NOT mess with yours !!
    Whew ... Im not knocking anyone but that "area" always read "EXIT ONLY" in my eyes.
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  5. Slinky Bender

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    The problem is that no hooker wants to be honest with the guy and tell him tht they are disgusted with the thought of doing certain things. What they want is to be able to do as they please, but have no effect on thier business. The concept of having to pick something, stick with it, and deal with the consequences is foriegn to them. That would need accountability or repsonsibility.
  6. jras

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    hope springs eternal
    (and genius, feel free to go fuck yourself)
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  7. Mr.Vargas

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    Obviously, you're the genius, and he is not.

    (pun intended)
  8. genius

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    Gee, I kinda thought from a casual reading of both the text in her site (regarding the subject) and the post above yours that her thoughts on the subject are unambiguous.

    Something subtle I missed?
  9. jras

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    Alisha -
    the perianal region is pretty sensitive and responsive in most people. You sure you don't want yours licked (slowly and lightly at first, of course, until you're begging for more ...) by the right guy? ;)
  10. Alisha Adams

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    You are a better woman than I.

    My site reads ... I do not speek greek and that goes both ways ...
    You dont mess with mine ... and I WILL NOT mess with yours !!

    Whew ... Im not knocking anyone but that "area" always read "EXIT ONLY" in my eyes.
  11. Troutman

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    Now THAT'S funny.
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  12. Troutman

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    Then make him a nice cucumber sandwich for lunch.
  13. fairemily

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    The condom will also protect you from VD - Vegetation Disease
  14. Wandering Bull

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    Just seems to me that anything you do to insure your safety, insures everyones.

    That should be enough.
  15. fairemily

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    God, I hope that wasn't cancer. I did not say anything because I thought it would be rude. Maybe he noticed my shocking jolt away from his ass. I hope I did aid in helping detect something fatal if that what it was. Maybe touching it caused him enough discomfort he checked it out. I'll never know.
  16. moneyshotsnj

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    That's a salad I would toss
  17. moneyshotsnj

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    Maybe insurance will cover your fees!
  18. ark123

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    Sound like you encountered a rectal cancer, you may have save his life by detecting it.
  19. Waterclone

    Waterclone Go ahead. Try me.

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    You should put a condom on a cucumber too. :)

    Hmmm. I can see the ad now. Saturday Kelly doing tripples with Leigh and a cucumber.
  20. blondekelly

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    No, just saying that there would be no need for a glove, lol.