What Next?

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by Hotpuppy, Jun 14, 2001.

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  1. Monk

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    Masturbation looks better all the time.
  2. mercydancer

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    You can be my assistant but, I have to warn you.You have to let me give you a physical every week.So be a good boy and take all your clothes off. I'll even give you a sucker afterwards.
  3. fishfry

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    MercyD,

    Well you know you're not in any danger of getting prostate cancer.

    Let me know if you need an assistant while you're doing your field research into pussy.

    fish
  4. mercydancer

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  5. Hotpuppy

    Hotpuppy Mr.Butterworth

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    Absolutely true, regular ejaculation is good for your prostate, but thats not what the report was saying.
    take care HP
  6. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    The report has to be wrong!

    Pussy is bad for you? Somebody's wrong here, LOL
  7. Ozzy

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    thats why to me it's still all good.








    ;)z
  8. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Ladies, please don't read this !!!

    I thought pussy was only bad for you if you married it ????
  9. fishfry

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    "There was no link between the number of male partners a man had and cancer"

    Oh great. Now I gotta start hanging out in West Village bars.
  10. fishfry

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    That's gotta be bullshit. A nice deep orgasm from time to time is the healthiest and best thing you can do for your prostate. Repeat as necessary and use only as directed.
  11. frog

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    come on, unless this is the end of one of your time periods, those are long periods. Lots of time to rally.
  12. Hotpuppy

    Hotpuppy Mr.Butterworth

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    The operative word in my statement is "now"
    take care HP
  13. Hotpuppy

    Hotpuppy Mr.Butterworth

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    jmp,
    The operative word in my statement is "now"
    take care HP

    [Edited by Hotpuppy on 06-14-2001 at 03:27 PM]
  14. paladin

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    I'll second that !

    I'll be happy to second that idea!

    Actually, though, doesn't the body actually create new cells, grow and heal itself for many years. And then at some point it stops doing so. Isn't that when we start dying. If we could only find how to keep the switch in the ON position...

    I think that frequent sexual activity helps. ;-)
  15. mercydancer

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    Let's not forget that we start to die the moment we are born.Therefore, I propose that we make a constitutional amendment to assure the people the right to have all the sex they can have before they die.

    Will any body second that?
  16. jmp

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    2 partners over the course of a decade? That's really not a lot.
  17. Hotpuppy

    Hotpuppy Mr.Butterworth

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    If I was hitting those kinds of numbers now, I probably wouldnt be involved in the hobby- well, not totally involved at least
    HP
  18. Tankcommander

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    The fact that you're alive....

    Increases exponentially the chance of you dying...
  19. jmp

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    "Having two or more female sex partners during their teens, 20s, 40s and between age 50 to 64 increased men's risk of prostate cancer, compared with men who had sex with only one woman during each of these time periods."

    Damn. You don't need to be involved in the hobby to hit those kinds of numbers.

    I think the next revelation will be that thinking about sex too much makes you horny.
  20. Hotpuppy

    Hotpuppy Mr.Butterworth

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