What's in a name?

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by Waterclone, Aug 23, 2006.

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  1. mr. f

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    I second the ROTFLMAO by Waterclone. That is the funniest thing I have ever read on this site.
  2. UG Staff

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    Liquor.
    Cars.
    Precious stones.
  3. Waterclone

    Waterclone Go ahead. Try me.

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    ROTFLMAO
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  4. OpheliaDixon

    OpheliaDixon UG Advertiser

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    names i have considered:
    Trixie DuLess
    Mia domore
    Shawmy DaMonet
    Adora Kash
    Nidia Ducats
    Jaque Daniels
    Pepper Sprey
    Duette Aloni
    Liv Miallone
    Pat Mikat
    Shana Maydella
    and sparkles
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  5. greyfox

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    Gladys,Mabel,Ethel,Myrtle and Hortense are just not to popular with whores today,but I banged a couple of very hot Esthers and knew a beautiful Hungarian stripper named Edith (eh-DEET).My friends stuck with the Irish Catholic girls many of whom were Mary-Something(Pat,Elizabeth,Ellen,Jane) and Mary (the Jesus connection?) isn't a popular hooker name either.OTOH while growing up I knew very few girls named after alcoholic beverages.Not one Alize,Moet or Hennessy in my grade school.
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  6. milkman

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    cross diamond off my list.
  7. UG Staff

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    The 7 dwarfs sang about her?
  8. daengman

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    I, too have translated some girls names so that I can remember them more easily. Hear's a few.

    Destiny - Final travel stop
    Heaven - Eternal resting place
    Mary - Mother of Jesus
    Elizabeth - Nasty city in Jersey
    Florence - Italian renaissence spot
    Paris - Seine City Kitty
    Melody - Lyrical interlude
    Carol - Christmas melody
  9. Waterclone

    Waterclone Go ahead. Try me.

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    Actually, my mom's name is kinda prostitute friendly. Never thought of it before. Ugh.
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  10. UG Staff

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    I like making up other names for girls. For example there's a girl named Diamond who we've taken to calling "Lump of coal under pressure".
  11. justlooking

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    What's your attitude toward prostitutes who assume the same name as your mother?
  12. Waterclone

    Waterclone Go ahead. Try me.

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    Am I the only one who gets curious to see girls simply because the name they have chosen for themselves reminds me of the name of girls I had crushes on in high school?

    I know they ain't the same girl, but I guess there is a lot of power in a name.