When she asks, what do you answer?

Discussion in 'Polls Archive' started by Slinky Bender, Jan 30, 2003.

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Do these pants make me look fat?

  1. No, you look fine.

    87 vote(s)
    56.9%
  2. I like you exactly as you are.

    15 vote(s)
    9.8%
  3. Yes, dear.

    7 vote(s)
    4.6%
  4. Where are we going?

    5 vote(s)
    3.3%
  5. ............................................

    6 vote(s)
    3.9%
  6. No, your HUGE ass makes you look fat.

    33 vote(s)
    21.6%
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  1. mikeymonkey

    mikeymonkey

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    In my opinion, the perfect answer, and one which, so far, has always served me well (because it's what she wants to hear) is "honey, you could never look anything but perfect to me because I love you so much." Now get in the car and shut up.
  2. DaveNJ

    DaveNJ

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    I haven't been asked that question in a long time. Not being married and all, I can usually avoid it. If my gfriend asks, it'd be a ridiculous question, as she is no where near fat and could never be mistaken for a fattie. She knows it as well as I do, so if she ever did ask me, it'd be as a joke
    Last edited: Jan 22, 2006
  3. wheninvegas2005

    wheninvegas2005

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    Of course not. Take them off , bend over and I'll prove it to you.
  4. Traderdave

    Traderdave

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    I think you look better in black.
  5. bagleel1

    bagleel1

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    Her ass keeps getting bigger, but she claims that she leaves the pants in the drier too long.
  6. njman2

    njman2

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    she never asks...most of the time I like the way she looks.
    Last edited: Aug 13, 2005
  7. Jack_Maehoffer

    Jack_Maehoffer

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    You sound like your single, might as well be.
  8. yamaha

    yamaha

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    the right answer

    i have to go to sleep at night and i can't sleep with one eye open so they look great but really they do look great.
  9. Yankee Curse

    Yankee Curse

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    That's the oldest wife's trick in the book to get hubbie to do his own laundry.

    The answer to "do I look fat" is Yes Dear. If she gets upset, you explain "I thought you meant phat".
  10. Bigd18

    Bigd18

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    I'm too expensive for you. I only do those services for one client.
  11. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    I'm asking your fee!.......
  12. Bigd18

    Bigd18

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    Que??????
  13. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    How.....

    ....many "reasons" ????
  14. Bigd18

    Bigd18

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    Sorry no outcall only incall at one location
  15. biglarry1

    biglarry1

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    Can you come over to my house?
  16. Bigd18

    Bigd18

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    I just like my shit to fit after it's washed, I 'm particular about my clothes, and she always shrinks or spills bleach on shirts etc. So I do the wash and it's done the right way.

    I cook too. But I don't do Toilets or windows
  17. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    She's got you trained well! What else besides the laundry does she have you do?
  18. Bigd18

    Bigd18

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    After 18 yrs I just say You look fine, however if I don't like the way they look on her, I say isn't that a stain on them, you can't wear them here wear these they are clean I just washed them.
  19. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Do these pants make me look fat?

    "Not at all. Your ass makes your pants look fat!"
  20. jp1064

    jp1064

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    "Sexy" and "Perfect"

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