Where Do You Hide Your Toys?

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by jack sprat, Feb 6, 2003.

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  1. daro

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    Jseah, easy there buddy. I don't know if I can handle being
    your brother-in-law. Unless I get to order from column A, and
    pay column B prices.
  2. jseah

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    you're welcome my dear.......and may I say that you look absolutely ravishing today......is that a new blouse?????
  3. *********

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    Thank you for bring that to my attention kind Sir, you are so nice.

    Ever see that bumper sticker, Cash grass or ass, Nobody rides for free.
  4. jseah

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    as long as she doesn't post her contact info or shill for her.....I think she is in the clear....
  5. justlooking

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    Watch how much you say about her, SW. She doesn't advertise here and you might get banned.
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    YOUR MOTHER
  7. justlooking

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  8. danger-us, that was funny. :rolleyes:
  9. danger-us

    danger-us BACKCHANNEL BOY

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    What if I pull out a bucket of Bavarian Cream?
  10. justlooking

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    Well you did say "jl, that was funny".

    Now that I think of it, there have been contexts in which women have said that exact thing to to me that definitely didn't equate to their batting their eyelashes.
  11. I presume you meant to post that to Happy Hooker's thread? I assure you, whipping out a tube of Preparation H won't get me batting my eyelashes.
  12. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    No one listens to me. I suggested that 2 years ago......
  13. justlooking

    justlooking

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    This is fun. Now you don't know if the supply-siders who are batting their eyelashes at you under their professional names are ripping you to shreds under their anonymous posting handles.
  14. danger-us

    danger-us BACKCHANNEL BOY

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    BTW, you know I'm kidding, right?
  15. danger-us

    danger-us BACKCHANNEL BOY

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    OK, then lube the girls with toothpaste.
  16. jl, that was funny. Actually, it's intuitive. Oils break down latex. Preparation H is an oil based ointment.
  17. I keep my toys out of site until a gent shows interest. Some guys are scared of that stuff. I'm not giving up my super-secret hiding place though. :p
  18. justlooking

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    Caitlin, all the stuff you know is genuinely impressive.

    Did you get that off the same website that had the smegma page?
  19. Will break down the latex.
  20. danger-us

    danger-us BACKCHANNEL BOY

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    You make a good point. You need to find something that won't raise suspicion
    and yet will do the job. Hey, I've got it! Instead of ky jelly, lube the girls with
    Preparation H.