Who has the most posts on this board?

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by ramstein, Nov 30, 2001.

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  1. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    "a 12 step post reduction will program "

    Dieter's Anonymous ??? Rhinoplasty Anonymous ??
  2. candie

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    wow

    I find it odd that anyone cares about the amount of posts. I would much rather see fingers used in a more tantalizing way.

    Save your fingers gentlemen, women don't count your posts, they don't even see them <lol> but how come no one ever wants to know who has the longest fucks or daty or who has the fastest hips in the east??? Thats substance to me :p~~~

    If those surveys are on that mens board your all in big trouble cause I will tell on you!

    I am sure a 12 step post reduction will program could be organized, so save fingers before its to late!
  3. wsb

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    As always, quantity versus quality.
  4. j1rose

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    LONGEsT POSTS

    mY POST IS LONGEST !!!!!!!

    ( WOODIE ETC . )

    LESS MESSAGES - MEANS MORE time for actIon.............
    JULES
  5. SkellyChamp

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    Bill F.

    B-, C+
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  6. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Is April measuring?
  7. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    I was at work all day, I'm thinking up a response now!:D

    No offense taken buddyyy. :)
  8. Ozzy

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    6 per day?

    thats all...
  9. SkellyChamp

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    Now Oz, that in itself doesn't justify an almost 6 per day average for a year. Add in you never backed away from a good fight (disagreement)(or starting one) and you love to "hear" yourself talk. LOL Take it easy.
  10. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    Yeah, but only when you count my alter ego JL's posts.
  11. Ozzy

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    if you were as big a slut as i am and got gangbanged here as often as I do..you'd have a ridiculous amount of posts too.


    and your catching up.
  12. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    That was my point. You attempted to mitigate your posts by claiming seniority, I pointed out this wasn't sufficient.
  13. Geezy Muldoon

    Geezy Muldoon Gold

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    Ramstein:

    Self-mutilation? Try doing it without the steel wool.

    Otherwise, you are my new hero and I request a brain tissue transplant immediately to cut down on my expenses. Will post my newest routine dreamed up on the train this morning when the time is right. Thanks for the compliment. Don't worry. It'll never go to my head. Really just pouring old wine out of new jugs with a spin. You really would have liked Mr. P and Aristotle.
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  14. ramstein

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    Interestingly enough, even though I have a strict religious background I discovered the joys of self mutilation early in my youth. This fact coupled with my obsession with pornography has given me the ability not only to visualize my best sexual experiences but also remember the feeling of a specific women's vagina for years afterwards. I think this also has to do with the fact that as a musician I am forced to register sense experiences with a sensitivity and concentration not many people are capable of. This has been part of my training for close to thirty years....
  15. Geezy Muldoon

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    Thought he suffered from the same neurological defect as Hugh Hefner and myself - an inability to visualize past sexual experiences during self abuse*. (With me, this is also due to a childhood belief that acts of self-abuse cause the Virgin Mary to weep in heaven.)

    Also had the impression that he disliked pornography (as do I); thereby making "practice" sessions an impossibility for him. Be interesting to see if the rumors of Chloe are true. Hope Guy Catelli doesn't stake out the place, kidnap him and place our Mr. P into a hole in his basement a la Silence of the Lambs.


    *I can only recall visual impressions for a few days afterwards. All down the memory hole after that. Only recall the jokes that I told myself during the session - and those only for a month or so. Nascent senility. Though I have recalled, after some mental effort, the telephone number for Overtures: 753-3409.
  16. Ozzy

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    don't be too sure about that. there's a rumor about chloe being back in town and at a certain incall with some other former julies girls and perhaps he's "working out" in the hope that it's true.
  17. Geezy Muldoon

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    Somehow I doubt that Mr. P is whacking off somewhere in a corner. Prefer to imagine him sitting in some swank titty bar pondering the talent and pretending to be a Russian gangster while muttering "OM" underneath his breath in ironic imitation of Allen Ginsberg at the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago.

    When some stark new insight into the proceedings occurs (the implications, perhaps, of thongs for the dream lives of post-structuralist theorists like himself), he calls Aristotle on the cell phone. Aristotle (if not otherwise busy cultivating new warts on his face, harvesting older warts for the marketplace, and walking his newest pet lobster around his libary (all pets are promptly put into the pot and boiled each Friday night for dinner. "It would never do to become too attached to a pet," says Aristotle to himself.)), picks up and responds when he is in the mood. Either way, Mr. P is content because he has had a fresh, original insight into the nature of sex.

    Or, so I would like to think.

    Thought him remarkable for being a successful middle aged who (unlike most others of this sort) had not quite made up his mind on what it is that he believes. Still had a sense of wonder about life. Very unusual among johns. Hope he never gets old.
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  18. buddyyy

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    In reality I would have to say that in posts, as in other things neither quantity, nor length are assurances of quality (No offense Bill).

    Someone famous, I forget exactly who, concluded a letter they had written by saying "I apologize that I did not have the time to make this letter shorter."
  19. SkellyChamp

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    Thorn - I think Ozzy has you on length - but maybe you have him on girth. After all you have your length in much much fewer posts.

    Of course, this is not based on personal experience.



    Waiting for Bill F to chime in now.
  20. Thorn

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    Umm... I'm not sure, but from what I have seen that would be a tie between Ozzy and I.

    :)

    We both can be seriously long winded when on a roll. :)