Why did God create men so damn horny?

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  1. danger-us

    danger-us BACKCHANNEL BOY

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    LOL She hasn't tried that...yet.

    My wife probably thinks I have an average sex drive. Oh, if she only knew.
    I'm sure she doesn't even come close to realizing how big my sex drive really is.
  2. Wwanderer

    Wwanderer Kids, don't try this at home

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    I have come up with a brilliant solution to your problem: The next time you encounter a Viagra tablet, just carefully refrain from swallowing it. I have heard that they are almost completely ineffective if you don't ever put them in your mouth. Or is the problem that your wife is slipping them into your food?

    -Ww
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  3. Woody

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    Re: Doing what comes naturally

    PIX - PIX - PIX - PIX - I remember TV-PIX. Whatever happened to that guy?

    I forget where the quote came from, but a man told a woman to think of the time when she felt the hornyest: "Men feel like that all the time."

    To quote another pussy hound: Constant craving has always been.

    Woody
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  4. jack sprat

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    just get some prozac or similar tranquilizer. you'll be so relaxed that you won't want to chase pussy and you probably won't be able to get it up even if she should decide to chase you.
  5. danger-us

    danger-us BACKCHANNEL BOY

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    And I hate Viagra. Do we really need this?
    I thought one of the perks of getting older was that
    you no longer felt the need to hump everything that moves.
  6. jack sprat

    jack sprat

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    to punish eve by assuring that women would be constantly annoyed by men.
  7. Casper

    Casper

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    Doing what comes naturally

    To ensure the survival of the species. PROCREATION

    However as we evolved into the more advanced creatures we are today, we've come to realize that if done properly, we can derive enourmous pleasures within those acts. Therefore we no longer fuck anything in sight for it's originally intended purpose of procreation but rather pork anything that moves and has female organ so that we get pleasured. So of course now we're labeled sex maniacs because we continue to follow natural urges.

    Well that's the way I see it. What's your opinion, we'd like to know (PIX)
  8. danger-us

    danger-us BACKCHANNEL BOY

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    The blind snake slithers through, looking for it's next furry meal.

    It doesn't matter what the girl looks like as long as she has a face (any face will do), legs and breasts (preferably two each), and a box (some guys don't even care if it's post-op)

    Why did God create men so damn horny?