Why would you want to put that thing in there

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by blondekelly, May 17, 2006.

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  1. franca

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    I'm with Kelly on this one. I'll do lots of other weird stuff, but keep your toes out of my pussy. Ick.

    It's really annoying when guys feel they have to always be doing something to my pussy, no matter how awkward the position, or how hard it is to reach. This is usually what leads them to do things like shoving their toe in. "Can't reach it with my hands? I'll just use my foot instead."
  2. Axe

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    Hand the guy a beer and a remote control and put a Three Stooges short on the TV. Make sure it's a Curley. If those things - along with the BJ - arent enough to distract him from putting his toe where he shouldnt, then stop seeing him as a client.
  3. viking1965

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    The Cycle???

    Is this the sexual equivalent of "hitting for the cycle" in baseball?????
  4. SlickWilly

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    She probably killed herself after her sense of smell came back.
  5. akm495

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    Reading this thread reminds me of Sgt. Hulka!!
  6. fortydog

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    It was either drugs or suicide, if I recall correctly.
  7. howdynnj

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    What did she die of? Athletes Foot?
  8. fortydog

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    I remember at a bachelor party once, one of the strippers ripped off my heavy shit-kicker boots and socks and began suck my toes if front of the crowd. It felt greatand she was really into it, but my feet were pretty hot, sweaty and stinky before this. She must have gotten off on this, because I would not subject anyone to that or comprehend even asking for someone to do that. Years later, while planning for another BP, I sought out this freaky vixen and found that she had died.
  9. q32003

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    Anyone get my joke...?... never mind....

    anyways, kelly, I don't think it's obvious that all girls dislike it. I think there's a great deal of girls that do like it. I guess the issue is also if the toe is clean and the nail is cut.
  10. marcinny

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    A few funny quotes from the old thread

    A few funny quotes from the old thread

  11. Duckman

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    Me too. But I also agree it's not proper to shove unusual appendages willy-nilly into the lady's orifices.
  12. redleg609

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    What would possess him is that some guys, while enjoying a BJ, do not feel fully engaged during one. I am one of those guys. After awhile, I want to grab some ass or lick some pussy or provide something for my partner to rub against. Now, I admit that I am generally not confident enough of my toenail grooming to endanger anything as tender as a vagina and it's associated labia to my toes - if I were confident, well who knows. Although, to be honest, your pussy and my mouth would be my preferred combination.
  13. DaveNJ

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  14. greyfox

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    I've actually had an escort shove my big toe in her pussy and ride it demanding that I call her a "toe fucking whore".One more thing to remember ,guys,when you get the urge to DATY.
  15. blondekelly

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    No ,this pussy does not have fungus in it but it may have almost , lol.
  16. blondekelly

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    Ok, so I am giving this guy a BJ and all of a sudden I feel his foot moving towards my frontal area then next I feel his toenail start to rub up against me so I politely shifted and he got the hint. What would even possess him to try to do that. Again, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  17. greyfox

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    Or that pussy has fungus in it.
  18. SlickWilly

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    Especially if that toe has fungus on it.
  19. q32003

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    And did you just give the reason for it too?.....
  20. FifthStreetGlory

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