Was at a bachelor party a few years back for a cop. Half the guys there were fellow cops. they had two strippers/hookers. (Just an interesting point - not all the cops got BJ's or FS but most of the guys that did were cops) Anyway after witnessing several BJ's and FS, a fairly drunk cop says to one of the girls "I want Greek, do you do Greek and how much?" The girl says "sometimes" and walks over to the guy and unzips his pants takes a look and says "No problem". True story.