You know you got a small penis when...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by erueru, May 8, 2006.

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  1. genius

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    Was at a bachelor party a few years back for a cop. Half the guys there were fellow cops. they had two strippers/hookers. (Just an interesting point - not all the cops got BJ's or FS but most of the guys that did were cops)
    Anyway after witnessing several BJ's and FS, a fairly drunk cop says to one of the girls "I want Greek, do you do Greek and how much?" The girl says "sometimes" and walks over to the guy and unzips his pants takes a look and says "No problem".

    True story.
  2. Wandering Bull

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    "is that a wrinkle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
  3. vorhaut

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    ... you find it by combing your pubic hair; it's where the comb gets stuck.
  4. SlickWilly

    SlickWilly

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    ...Gavycrav puts it in a glory hole and it doesn't reach the other side.
  5. Mr. Wet Wooly

    Mr. Wet Wooly

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    When you go to Fifth Avenue and a guy comes up to your dancer friend and asks if he can borrow her pen.
  6. un4given

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    from personal experience...

    *when she keeps sucking you harder, to make you fully erect. Except you already are.
    *when she holds onto the condom, afraid that it will slip
    *(when bbfs with girlfriend) -- when you stay inside her, and she cant tell if you came or not!
  7. redleg609

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    greek?
    No charge for you.
  8. erueru

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    Warning: (May be self-incriminating)

    -her nickname for it starts with the word "little"...
    -she asks, "is it in?"...
    -she can deep throat you with her lips....

    Feel free to add!